Liquor in the front?

Cum play with me? They are also having discounted Jelly wrestling apparently. The poster was at Curtin, but I think it may not be Guild sanctioned club. (Is a guild club). On the other hand, after the Oi Cunt! event, I suppose anything’s possible. Found by Ljuke. Thanks mate.
Women welcome

Women welcome

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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25 Responses to Liquor in the front?

  1. Vic Demised says:

    This woman is keeping her cards close to her chest -’cause her arms aren’t long enough not to.


  2. Ljuke says:

    This is one of those signs that just has so much wrong with it that I just don’t know where to start. Putting aside the obvious trying-to-use-sex-to-sell-something-but-using-a-cartoon-in-place-of-a-real-model issue, I reckon the best thing about it is the way they’ve begun trying to make the poster look like a playing card, then lost faith in the idea, but still left their logo off on the side like that. Or possibly the way they’ve tried to sell the whole thing as if it’s some kind of sex-line where hot (ridiculously round) women whisper huskily “I’ve got a reaaallly great hand. Do you?” Rowr!


  3. Cookster says:

    E CUPS??? More nip action than Anal Lisa


  4. forkboy1971 says:

    Bloody Asain students and their softcore manga is dircetly responsible for the decline in the hardcore adult film industry…………I say cancel their fucking enrolments and send them packing back to Singapore.


  5. Golden1 says:

    I can’t see clearly, is she stubbing her cigarette out on her hand?


  6. Ljuke says:

    Update: just saw the Guild prez taking them down with a fairly outraged look on her face.


  7. Did she see it here first?


  8. It is a guild club

    CUPS – Curtin University Poker Society


    The Curtin University Poker Society is a social club designed to foster interest and encourage cross cultural socialization between students that have an interest in the card game “Texas Hold ‘Em” poker. No fiduciary gambling will occur and cards nights will be the usual forum at which members will meet to socialize and play poker. A non monetary winner’s take all prize will be the prize for each event. The events will be professionally run.

    2008 Office Bearers
    President – Craig Mitchell
    Vice President – Luke Stasikowski
    Secretary – Daniel Windhofer
    Treasurer – Wouter Pas


  9. Her breasts coupled with those shoes will place terrible pressure on her back. This is just the sort of irresponsible advertising that makes physio’s very angry. I suspect that’s why the poster was removed.


  10. Groucho says:

    Yes, not only is the deck stacked……..

    Perth signwriters must have a tit fetish, this is the 2nd one this week.


  11. It could be me. I deliberately don’t post any flat chested graphic design.


  12. Ljuke. Was she fucking outraged, or just plain outraged?


  13. Bento says:

    Was it on corflute?


  14. David Cohen says:

    CUPS joker signage
    Makes Collette think they are knaves
    And not the full deck.


  15. The website is supposedly by a woman, but all these are men, including I assume Wouter.

    “We will be contacting all registered members in due course with ..ALL DETAILS.. of the upcoming playing season. Please be patient as we are students ourselves and are just as busy as you are.”

    “Cum play with me.” Just baffling.


  16. Bento says:

    I note from their myspace site the CUPS folk are fans of Russ Meyer (or Myers, as they say). This goes some way to explaining their thinking in producing this poster.


  17. Grrr says:

    That would never have survived at Murdoch.


  18. Ljuke says:

    She looked fucking disgusted actually.


  19. So she won’t be attending the jelly wrestling then?


  20. Vic Demised says:

    Johnny @ 9 -it’s good to see you taking care of your co-workers. Were you the Occupational Health and Safety officer on set for any of your porn shoots?


  21. Ljuke says:

    and are there any vacancies for a fire warden?


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  23. Juicy says:

    What about the Inseminator’s Ball? There is a recent poster at Curtin featuring a sexy female rabbit being injected with a turkey baster. Somehow this is meant to represent a social event, although im not sure who it will actually appeal to?


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