Hydrophobia

When you’re selling a hydro setup, perhaps you should use an example of a plant that’s not dying. How can you expect us to entrust our precious mull seedlings to you guys? I won’t be getting a turbo tank from this place. It is just a few steps from Stephen Smith’s office, which you can see in the google street view below. If you swing the view around to the right, you can see the office of the member for Maylands Judy Edwards. No wonder the plants are dying. No doubt the milk curdles too.
For my own use

For my own use

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7 Responses to Hydrophobia

  1. Vic Demised says:

    Obviously not enough rock-wool, organo-phosphate fertiliser, hormones and CO2 involved in this horticultural process. Looks like good weed though -only two or three cones for a headache.

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  2. David Cohen says:

    Sprawled on my sofa,
    Waiting for the plant to grow:
    Let’s dial a pizza.

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  3. margeryx says:

    I don’t think that even is mull! Though, of course, I only know what it looks like from pictures on T-shirts at the markets.

    How can something that probably over 50% of the population indulges in every other weekend remain illegal?

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  4. It’s a demonstration plant, which is even worse. get yourself a platic plant guys!

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  5. David Cohen says:

    Only eight days left
    Are you still mulling over
    Who will get your vote?

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  6. Frank Calabrese says:

    It is just a few steps from Stephen Smith’s office, which you can see in the google street view below. If you swing the view around to the right, you can see the office of the member for Maylands Judy Edwards.

    And proof that Labor is soft on drugs – quick send Colin & Christian to do a doorstop :-)

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  7. OK I will. Does Stephen REALLY think they are for growing agapanthas and tomatoes?

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