Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Free Negative Space

This was such a lovely photo by Dylan H. Love the glimpse of new tramp inside.  If we’re not careful, the FCs will think that early 21st Century Perth was all blue sky, cocos palms and ironic suburban desolation. Kinross. 

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Outrage Sunday 36 the fuzzy in the wuzzy

And the Hitachi, hose limp, standing ignored, Ranted and raged: ‘Once I was adored! For my function of fuzzy and glistening drum, But now I’m Worst, and it makes me all glum.’ The tree leaves sighed, and gave it a … Continue reading

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Contain your enthusiasm

Come friends, let us clear the decks spiritually as well as physically for the new year ahead. Let the panini maker be scraped of burnt cheese with a sense of freedom. Let the grey green scum of mould be lifted … Continue reading

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Wrong House Dickhead

Unfortunately poor quality pic from Budda lala Land, but you get the picture. Cocos also still resolvable in bg. I have found that even skip delivery to the right house still calls down an airstrike of manky mattresses from the … Continue reading

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Earthwise Subiaco

Natalia Fan#1 takes issue with my labelling of Subiaco as a died in the arse craphole with retarded locals, an idiotic planning scheme and the only place in the world that was able to fuck up sinking a railway.  He … Continue reading

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The Fallen

By Don. Girrawheen. It just looked so Perth. The brick, the dead tree, the tiles, the hose, the fence, the relentless blue sky, the inappropriate lawn. I should have this pic in my wallet when travelling overseas. And Molly isn’t even dead … Continue reading

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Santafixion, Rudolph Rampant

The Duck Toucher found a crucified Santa in Hilton, in rather an anti Christmas mode, scaring off poor and frozen garden pests. Surely leaving out a bottle of beer for the caterpillars and slugs is called for at this time … Continue reading

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Ballustrade

I only depart from my original photo policy for the exceptional. This house in Applecross for sale qualifies. By Adam G. Jesus if she’s not in the mood by the time you got her to the top of these stairs, … Continue reading

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Goon Saloon

I’m sure that sociologists of the future (aka FC’s) will see this blog as covering a critical turning point in this city, where Perth started changing from widely regarded architectural, cultural,  journalistic, fashion and graffiti joke, to an actual mature … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 32 crouching tiger, hidden nurries

Festive fare: will you be getting a shaver in your Christmas sac? It’s taken this guy 10 months to get from Nollamara to Midland: Young David Bell at Teh Voice isn’t carving turkey on December 25: I would buy Krazy … Continue reading

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