Santafixion, Rudolph Rampant

Posted on December 15, 2011 by AHC McDonald

The Duck Toucher found a crucified Santa in Hilton, in rather an anti Christmas mode, scaring off poor and frozen garden pests. Surely leaving out a bottle of beer for the caterpillars and slugs is called for at this time of year? Rongly also sends a rudie Rudolph from Oregon.

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Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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8 Responses to Santafixion, Rudolph Rampant

  1. Bento says:
    December 15, 2011 at 12:11 am

    Poor effort, Oregon. Where’s the vein-work?

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  2. shreiking wombat says:
    December 15, 2011 at 1:13 am

    At least in nort freo we’ve killed him.

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  3. WarriorTom says:
    December 15, 2011 at 3:54 am

    All I want for Xmas is for someone to…

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  4. The Legend 101 says:
    December 15, 2011 at 5:23 am

    Nice Scarecrow.

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  5. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:
    December 15, 2011 at 8:41 am

    Is the bamboo screening so you can’t see the garden from the house or the house from the garden?

    Looks like the dude’s parsley has gone to seed too – pretty much like everything else in that photo. Nice Worst.

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  6. Trisha says:
    December 15, 2011 at 8:58 am

    I live right next to Hilton…I’ll look out for this one. hehe

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  7. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:
    December 16, 2011 at 6:38 am

    Aside from the chain link and undead Santa this seems like a nice little place, and doubly so in contrast to the Brobdingnagian horror of the mausoleum below…

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