Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

zoned out

Goodness. This business operator not happy. What is the story behind it? Which council? Too many questions. Perhaps one of our planning associates can advise.

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In the heat of the bong

Skink sent me this a while ago, but I hadn’t really appreciated the pure worstness. Margaret River cops, fresh from confiscating orange juice bottle bongs from unwashed ferals are to be travelling to CIA headquarters to learn learn to go … Continue reading

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Mull Up

Do you have to be a resident of Mullaloo to enter? Is Mullaloo man like Cro-Magnon man? From Mr. Mullaloo to Mr Universe? From an associate of #NF1.

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chestnut confusion

Surely we have been growing here for longer than that? This innacuracy (and a later assertion that autumn harvests itself) made me fretful, and I read about commas instead. Then the Flangemaster started to ask me: “If wallnuts grow on … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 96 a mother potato

This fills my gas heart. It is the cool age menu. Sweet sounding tuba.

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prawn craker

Yesterday lunchtime in Teh Pert, a rice paper roll’s throw from the Magistrate’s Court. The price seems right for these enboomed times. In Midland of course I never pay more than $2.50.

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Skip Greenwood

…then you take Berlin.

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Outrage Sunday 95 a delightful weekend in the country

Krazy Kym and I rocketed off on our tandems through the Swan Valley. At night we found a barn and fell asleep, with the perfumes of nature sighing on our skin.Laisse-moi respirer longtemps, longtemps, l’odeur de tes cheveux. KK and … Continue reading

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Exciting new shop

I went back to Bassendean to try again to take a shot of a Rolf Harris burger, only to find that not only was the burger gone, but the whole shop. Another casualty in the Jimmy Savile scandal. Old Perth … Continue reading

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Mind the Cocos

Demolish everything, but make sure the precious Cocos are not touched. Here’s the thing about Maylands vibrancy. The only good bit is a tiny portion of Railway Charade encompassing Mad Kuntz. The rest is a shithole. A shithole that manages … Continue reading

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