Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

huge chemtrail

Rush outside! See the evidence of a chemical or biological agent about to gently rain on us all. It is a sign of out troubled times. You can be sure there will be no mention of chemtrail funding in today’s … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 100 shopping

Emasculated The trolley pulls to the left Dignity is down.  

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Dish Lick in the Skip

Words not necessary. By Pete F. Kwinarnia.

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Outrage Sunday 99 creepshotting

I was south of Armadale, deep in banjo country, ready to squeal like a pig.This was closer to home. Surely the cost of Scott towels after a few days exceeds that of a new wiper?More worstness emerges about Jamie’s Kitchen. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 98 Classified Files

The much-vaunted free bread was thin on the Jamie’s Kitchen table last night. There was apostrophe abuse, though.“Gotcha!”, our balcony-strutting colleague Bento thought when he got this. “They will be grateful after tapping into my expertise. Before you know it … Continue reading

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Brookton Tableau

Orbea found this disturbing site off the Broookton Highway. Call the police. Wait, is that a hammock in the background? This must be part of the royalties for regions program.

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Craigie?

What’s up Craigie griffiteur’s arses? Yeah, it’s bad, but you get trees and a park, and a bench.What’s the eyesore exactly? The bottle of –  what is that? MU something? The crappy street light design? The awful bus stop? C’mom … Continue reading

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you mean the box?

A blast from Bento: “Packaging designed in Australia…cutting edge.” Nice call. But, pot/kettle/black – his rangehood is hardly fresh-out-of-the-box.

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not Catholic

From today’s West. Didn’t they have to clarify a unionist wasn’t a Communist last week?

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Outrage Sunday 97 Kewdale burial

Brittle and broken to the Highway of Leach The pallets of dead chicens come; At night they squawk and shine above the chunder, But morning sees them struck dumb. After the night-clubbing custom of the drive-thru A team member, going … Continue reading

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