Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Outrage Sunday 128 The Red Hydrant Booster

so much depends upon a red hydrant booster glazed with harsh sun beside the registered lawn

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And then it stopped

Well there’s no point wasting a chem trail on taxi drivers at Perth airport. They have already been spayed. I mean sprayed. You just turn off the nozzle. What is th mystery? By Orbea.

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Bah Humbug 2

Your reporter is in a tight spot: he may have hinted to his Blond Trophy Wife there will be something blue under the tree tomorrow morning. Alas, when he got to King Street this afternoon he was told there was … Continue reading

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Burswood Tableau

A free wine mountain and empty 6pr talk seats. Juxtapose as you will. Pictured, 6PR ratings winners? Paul Murray’s mates?

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Bah Humbug 1

Krazy Kym and I were incandescent with rage after reading this yesterday. “Presents are easier to wrap when there’s not too much paper…sharp scissors and good-quality tape are a must.” And some people wonder why some newspapers are going the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 127 Hearts of Palm

As I went down the supermarket aisle My spastic trolley gave me the shits. I glared at the ice-cream specials, and thought: ‘Shopping really is the pits. People are rude and thrust and grasp Special stuff with their sweaty mitts’. … Continue reading

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A snapshot in The Post

By Pete F. No idea what hey want to bring back. Subiaco vibrancy? Or is it The Post constructing the news again. Subiaco.

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Alien Worlds

Two out of towners. Ljuke saw a society where Segway riding is naturalised. (Brisbane), And Jaidyn Jaxxon saw rural fridge justice 120ks NNE of Leonora.

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Mattress of The Heart

By Orbea. Guildford Rd Maylands.

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Outrage Sunday 126 commandment

It’s good advice. TLA noted evidence of the boom’s decline earlier this week – and here I furnish more proof. The days a Dalkeith virgin could walk down the Terrace carrying a copper pipe, or wheeling a rubbish bin in … Continue reading

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