Mattress of The Heart

By Orbea. Guildford Rd Maylands.


About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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26 Responses to Mattress of The Heart

  1. skink says:

    Hands Off Cockburn!

    there are plans to split the town of Cockburn between two adjacent councils, which invites the question: ‘Who gets the burn, and who gets the cock?’


  2. Snuff says:

    Nothing really mattress. Anyone can see.


  3. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    I’m in a Maylands state of mind.


  4. One can only speculate about the sheer luxuriousness of this mattress as a fuck-spot for Maylands many delinquents.


  5. orbea says:

    Mattress of the Heart
    In this spellbinding blend of suspense and human drama, Daniel Steal tells a powerful and unusual story of one woman’s journey from darkness into light, as she fights to escape a mesmerising sociopath who holds her in his thrall. . . .

    Mediocre blogger Hope Gone has known joy and heartbreak, and finds serenity through the camera of her Tablet. Content in her Boulevarde of Broken Dreams flat, she isn’t looking for a man or excitement. But these things find her when she flies to Lancelin to photograph one of the world’s most celebrated writers.

    Tom Wanton exudes warmth and a portly charm. Enormous, barely successful, he is a perfect counterpoint to Hope’s quiet, unsteady grace–and he’s taken instantly by her. He courts her as no one ever has before, whisking her away to his palatial, isolated sand-dune shack.


  6. skink says:

    don’t forget ‘Boomtown’ this Sunday ABC1 6.30pm.
    Bree doing self-promotion in Teh West today.


  7. Misspent_yoof says:

    So many imbreds. So few mattresses.


  8. rottobloggo says:

    Maylands has gone Ferrall.


  9. BSWAM says:

    As the day came up she made a start
    She couldn’t wait another day for
    The mattress of her heart


  10. skink says:

    latest Nielsen shows that Woolf was losing listeners fast. So is 6PR, especially their Drive show.


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