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Outrage Sunday 229 lurk every day

Lurk every day: sound advice for a Jizz-propelled gerbalist. And much lurking was done outside 2 Bayview Terrace, in the Grove. A State Administrative Tribunal member summed the saga up thus: “”You have a situation…where someone made an application to … Continue reading

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Legacy

It’s hard surely to justify even a vintage one if these. There are new ones? By JaneZ. Morley. $180. With loincloth.  Not sure about the dowelling.   

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Outrage Sunday 228 ho ho ho

Apologies for any inconvenence for today’s late OS. The Flangemaster kept bugging me to give him a foot massage last night. Now THAT is Hideous Kinky. He was also rude about Cottesloe’s recently-approved parklet. This is in Guikdford’s Station Street. … Continue reading

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Level Up

Was in the artist colon-y in the old Myer building in Freo. MANY. There’s a crab level in the carpark, but for the serious, dial 4 for herpes – The artist level. Herpes begins here.  True story.        

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Outrage Sunday 227 PI55

Shenton Park’s Onslow Road (not far from where we name the quilty) is Miroesque. Do we really need these rude words outside a community centre? What do the colourful lines and squiggles mean? <img This, in teh CBD, was much … Continue reading

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The New Taj – Guildford Hotel

I see that the roof boozie for the Guildford Hotel is almost done. I don’t have to tell people not to burn it right? If I do, then don’t burn it dudes. It could put back the resumption of Vic … Continue reading

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Post Engineering 

I’m a fan. Altona Victoria.    

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Outrage Sunday 226 bring me the head of Ingvar Kamprad

That ribbon-muter Bento has been to the big blue building again. Has this cropped up in the Perth shop? Perhaps we’re not fussed? At least Ingvar doesn’t have shrunken Santa heads on his shelves. Gotta run! I’m off to read … Continue reading

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I pity the Yule

BAUBLES OF DEATH. I’m sure this health and safety madness started in the UK. Santa can’t come down your chimney: too dangerous. Reindeers are out: can’t have slip hazard shit on roofs. The fat man’s little helpers are swaddled in … Continue reading

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Resident Vibrancy

A bloke drinking Beam and Cola on the tram, another driving a mint restored Datsun 120 Y. (Unfortunately not captured). And then my hotel has a licensed Fromagerie. That’s a cheese shop that sells piss. I’ll have half a kilo … Continue reading

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