Resident Vibrancy

A bloke drinking Beam and Cola on the tram, another driving a mint restored Datsun 120 Y. (Unfortunately not captured). And then my hotel has a licensed Fromagerie. That’s a cheese shop that sells piss. I’ll have half a kilo of Coon (fromage racistisme) and a pony of Melbourne Bitter (petite grail de gatto piss).  Thank you garkon. Sometimes I think Melbourne employs students to enact unbelievable vibrancy tableaux for visitors. oh and a wonderful rotating cub clock. 



About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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8 Responses to Resident Vibrancy

  1. BSWAM says:

    “I’m sorry, sir, I’ll have to ask to see your cheese license.”

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    When Emperor Barney has his potato goons arresting people why shouldn’t the cheese mongers be licensed? Don’t want any cheap Chinese Coon slipping into the Aussie market.

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    • Sir Bill International says:

      The meme of the hero capitalist is complete bullshit. To further deflate Gelato meme, the Potato Marketing Board is due to be wound up whoever gets into power in 2017. In the interregnum laws have to be upheld. At least Gelato’s rug will get a nightly watering in goal.

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  3. Zuben says:

    It s about time everyone started associating cheese with the v-word !

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  4. Arcadia says:

    This outside chairs and tables have never been used.

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  5. Zuben says:

    The bourbon bloke is kinda hot

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