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shit happened

Driver’s log! David ‘Jezza’ Bell strikes again. Man, I bet Bento is relieved teh Voice wasn’t around when he had his nocturnal poo outside the CBD pub.

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Photo Op

Most photographers go to Coogee Power Station to get very boring shots of the graffitied interior. Boy are those shots played. Please stop taking them. Blow-in has wisely documented the beautiful belly up fish and tyre tableau outside. I think … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 237 Teh Rapture

Like a thief in the night, and daylight! The Rapture started on Friday. “The heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with vibrant heat; both the earth and the works that are in it … Continue reading

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Blow Bars

Two small bars. One Charing Cross, that serves piss and shampoos. One in Bondi Junction that does not. By Vincent.      

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Outrage Sunday 236 smoke a cone

I’m sure they don’t mean a traffic cone, either. It is one of the fragrances of the beautiful harbour city, along with sheep shit, patchouli, hair oil, exhaust fumes, suppurating tuck pointing, burnt coffee, and the roistering sizzle of cunac … Continue reading

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Yarn Bullshit Damns Subi

Just when you thought Subiaco couldn’t get more flatline, there’s this. They are too pissweak to even yarn bomb now! Instead of actually knitting or crocheting, they’re just wrapping a piece of canvas around a tree now. Wot. Fuck.  … Continue reading

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In the Waterbag

By Anthony F. Location undeclared. At least it’s not fucking Corona.

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You’re told Cockroach

So perish all Parklet moguls. Pete F. Freo.      

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Outrage Sunday 235 all good

I was moved by this scene (which I reported in Teh Post): a house on its way to Wembley, stuck in Cottesloe’s Hawkstone Street. The movers were not expecting lamp posts to be so close to the road. I hope … Continue reading

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Sans Lions

Pete F documents that gatepost lions are no more in Cottesloe. Sad. Poignant but sad.     

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