Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Outrage Sunday 246 great things

Posted on May 29, 2016 by rottobloggo

I want to do great things: I really do. Such as eating the right food: understand? And I don’t want the bad things to get through. I hate the random; I prefer the planned. Why say sorry for wanting to … Continue reading →

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Kraken Wakes

Posted on May 27, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Another beauty from James N’s worst zip file. The Margaret River Kraken.

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The new Guildford Hotel

Posted on May 26, 2016 by rottobloggo

In 2008 Krazy Kym and I were drinking in the beer garden. I was smoking. An associate with us was fiddling with the heater. Next morning – whaddaya know! This week the police told me the hotel-gutting fire was deliberately … Continue reading →

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Winging it

Posted on May 24, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I was just about to wing it. But now. Not. Bayswater masterpiece by James N. Please. 

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Outrage Sunday 244 friend

Posted on May 15, 2016 by rottobloggo

My associate Major Blight was dismayed by this Shenton Park sign. “Have we learned nothing in six years? No lamination. Inconsistent underlining. Not enough passive-aggression. And if the bin liner is a problem, why not take it out?” No wonder … Continue reading →

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Clogger

Posted on May 13, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I like Pete F., am proud to be a WA Clogger. “I clogged the drains down in A-africa”.

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Beloved Aunt

Posted on May 10, 2016 by AHC McDonald

This is what I want.This is the city the future cunts will remember. A beloved aunt. Mosman Park by Pete F. Who it appears always has time on his hands. Thank god. 

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Outrage Sunday 243 an uncrowded toilet

Posted on May 8, 2016 by rottobloggo

The slate’s cold tile is richly grey Sharp as a straining gland, A loo is flushing, people swing Washing up their hands. But Cott’s hands, or Mossy Park’s Snatch and catch and grope: A fellow cannot disembark With trolleys at … Continue reading →

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burnout Flickerfest

Posted on May 5, 2016 by rottobloggo

We are approaching peak vibrancy. Bento noted this Nathan Hondros(!!!) report and said: “I can’t think of anything more Mandurah than this.” Epic quote from a policeman: “There’s no need to reinvent the wheel and set up something for Mandurah … Continue reading →

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Was

Posted on May 4, 2016 by AHC McDonald

This is the state of Bayswater. The once proud vinyl lettered apostrophe adding suburb is broken. Bulldoze the lot and let tilt up pacify their minds.  

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