The slate’s cold tile is richly grey
Sharp as a straining gland,
A loo is flushing, people swing
Washing up their hands.
But Cott’s hands, or Mossy Park’s
Snatch and catch and grope:
A fellow cannot disembark
With trolleys at the Grove…
With apologies for any inconveineience to Elinor Wylie.
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inconveineience ???????????????
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That’s the latest model too. The one with guaranteed non wobbly non rattley castors with sixty four needle bearings on the wheels and with 32 larger than previous, balls in races on the swivel. And with plastic fenders up front to go gently on any duco or baked enamel in the parking lots. I’d have that in my home any day. I can’t see what all the fuss is about.
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Sure sure. But would you have it IN YOUR TOILET??
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But their signs, don’t make me laugh, they only make me feel like pooping …
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…In an untrolleyed toilet
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Tell those girls with C&Bs for eyes…
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https://theworstofperth.com/2015/01/16/trolley-apartheid/
And now segregated bathrooms. What have we become?
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What can you do with these people? Look how they live.
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I did not speak out. Because I was not a trolley.
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Then they came to pee, but there was no-way left to enter the WC
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You can see how they’ve nipped this wee problem in the bud.
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The bastards piss on the toilet seats. Never play darts with them at the pub. On the other hand they’re so bad at pool they have to shout the bar all night.
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