Author Archives: rottobloggo

couchette

Posted on May 31, 2011 by rottobloggo

Many people have sent this startling image to TLA and me. My sources say it was taken earlier this month on the Midland line. I can’t quite make out the details on the signs outside the window. I don’t know … Continue reading →

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A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun

Posted on May 31, 2011 by rottobloggo

In October you were presented with mesmerising and disturbing signage at Peter Ferrall & Son’s Midland store. Now E.V shows us the state of Ferrall pere et fils‘ Rockingham signs. “These aren’t quite up to the worstness of the others, … Continue reading →

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little car, big park

Posted on May 30, 2011 by rottobloggo

Subiaco.

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Pirates 4: Crack of Doom

Posted on May 30, 2011 by rottobloggo

Arrrr. This be the hellish site that greeted us at the Ace Midland fo’csle afore we had our artistic mainbraces spliced at the latest Pirates of the Caribbean. To be sure, that young salty bogan dog doesn’t mind letting everyone … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday V

Posted on May 29, 2011 by rottobloggo

Is it really the end? Oprah ostensibly bade us farewell last on Friday night, but I fear she will again lurch into our lives, a la Frankenstein’s monster, all too soon. What a superb piece of calculating candy floss she … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 153

Posted on May 28, 2011 by rottobloggo

That fucking rainmaker Bento: just after I checked in at Bobbi’s yesterday, he sends me a pic of a competing outlet. “Barragup is the pole dancing capital of Peel,” the balcony-strutting bozo says. Maaate: is Barragup that new Maylands sub-division? … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 4

Posted on May 22, 2011 by rottobloggo

Head pounding, lips cracked and dry, neighbour hammering at drums, and power off for six hours while something is done with power poles. So thank god an associate brought this back from his Camino walk. It is a nail clipper … Continue reading →

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outrage sunday III

Posted on May 15, 2011 by rottobloggo

I was going to post today but haven’t taken any good Worsts will be too busy. There’s a lot on today and my deadlines are mounting. I have to knock out 500 words on new envelope styles so that’s a … Continue reading →

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outrage sunday 2

Posted on May 8, 2011 by rottobloggo

Last night, which had become dawn in the manner a dugong rose from the murky depths, Outrage Cohen looked up to see his gormless face reflected in the window. Only just before he’s been perusing an email from his boss … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday

Posted on May 1, 2011 by rottobloggo

Christ, but it was hard to contribute meaningfully to the culture. After tripping over the pram in the hall he’d plonked down hoping to grab a few minutes to get the blog post out of the way (“Dude, you said … Continue reading →

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