Pirates 4: Crack of Doom

Arrrr. This be the hellish site that greeted us at the Ace Midland fo’csle afore we had our artistic mainbraces spliced at the latest Pirates of the Caribbean. To be sure, that young salty bogan dog doesn’t mind letting everyone have a peep around his poop. Arrrr. It was a forecast of things to come. I can’t believe Naggerz gave this four stars. It’s taking water fast at Rotten Tomatoes.

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67 Responses to Pirates 4: Crack of Doom

  1. E.V. says:

    All I have seen of the Pirates of the Carribean films is half of the first one- without sound, and even then I had to switch it off because is was spoiling the music I had on. But spending $20 and wasting 2 hours on this shit is a fucking outrage. I think I would rather go to the dentist. Johnny Depp has done a lot of good films, but like most actors, he’s got some turkeys in his resume. Bricklayer’s bum is not a good look, especially setting the tone before a bad movie. Shoulda given him a wedgy!

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  2. The Legend 101 says:

    Looks Suss, What shop is it?

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  3. Snuff says:

    Two words. Poop deck.

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  4. Shazz says:

    “site”?

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  5. skink says:

    are we back to laughing at overweight poor folk?

    we could all just walk into Macca’s and set our phasers to ‘mock’

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  6. skink says:

    why no mention of Dixie Marshall’s new gig as press officer to Col’n Barnett?

    I don’t know which of these two is the more dismal, Dixie for taking the Tory shilling, or Col’n for thinking that the fourth most popular newsreader in Perth is going to give him some traction

    and where is the cheerleading from NF#1 and NF#2 for their favourite smiley weathergirl? Rumour is there’s going to be a cage match between her and Tsun to see who fills the newsreading vacancy

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  7. orbea says:

    John Butler playing outside Woodside QV1 now.

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  8. vegan says:

    what’s outrages email address?

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  9. orbea says:

    Teh (c)Rapture in interpretive dance with compassionate voiceover

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  10. orbea says:

    Ben Elton now… one more (Winton) and I get a trifecta
    https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=195597213816609

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  11. langhorne says:

    ‘Johnny Depp has got a lot of turkeys in his resume, but has done some good films’ is a more accurate statement.

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