Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 13 Toast

Posted on July 31, 2011 by rottobloggo

A long long time ago I pitched my brilliant idea about a toast column to an editor: a weekly interview with a Perthonality about their toaster and the way they like their toast. There are some wired toasters out there … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday Sonnet 12

Posted on July 24, 2011 by rottobloggo

  The Taj Mahal is made in China. Yes, I am knowing I look like Steve Carrel. As well as my souvenirs costing less, It is a difference point when I sell. How it changes colour, please to admire, When … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday Legs 11

Posted on July 17, 2011 by rottobloggo

I got a bit sulky when Krazy Kym wouldn’t let me buy this water slide. It was even on special for $299. Judging by the photos it enables you to float in the air. Magic. Probably just as well: the … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday FVKMMX

Posted on July 10, 2011 by rottobloggo

I see we had cock graffiti from Maylands yesterday: snore bore. It is time for a post with 100% western suburbs’ goodness. This is the standard of graffiti we have in the Golden Triangle: dated with Roman numerals. The sea … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday Nein

Posted on July 3, 2011 by rottobloggo

This city gets sicker. It’s a mistake to think you’ve seen everything as a reporter. I’ve witnessed junkies dead for four days in brown Fremantle units; 50-year-old councillors square off by a rose garden; a woman in Nollamara try to … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 808 State

Posted on June 26, 2011 by rottobloggo

Big pow-wows this weekend in Teh Pert: ALP, and WA Police Union. I can’t confirm if I’ve been at either. But the skinny is this notepaper is being forced on delegates at one… Both meetings have already unanimously approved an … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday Se7en

Posted on June 12, 2011 by rottobloggo

Who can’t handle the truth? I was emailed this image today: no wonder TLA is so keen to dis’ Truthers. This is the smoking gun, the bloody shoe and the McGuffin rolled into one. Connect the dots and get the … Continue reading →

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Hanging paper all over town

Posted on June 6, 2011 by rottobloggo

They’re so rich in Nedlands they get the servants to throw out the unused greasepaintproof paper…the notorious ‘Bloodbath on Broadway’ development in the background…

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sub-Wintoning

Posted on June 6, 2011 by rottobloggo

“The quintessential West Australian beach house sits comfortably in a cloud of salt infused air. Sun-baked beach towels hang stiff over balcony railings. Aluminium dinghy huddling safe beneath the protected canopy of decking soaking in a marinade of burley and … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 6

Posted on June 5, 2011 by rottobloggo

If Salvador Dali had snorted cocaine off the oiled belly of Dr Parnassus and sneezed into an XXX-rated version of High 5 being watched by a jaded Hunter S. Thompson pretending to be Paul Murray writing tomorrow’s column – it … Continue reading →

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