Author Archives: rottobloggo

amused but confused

Posted on January 21, 2013 by rottobloggo

Golden Rule #8 for young reporters: read the archives before you file. That might have saved Inside Cover in today’s West some egg on face. The reporter is “amused but confused” by a strange boat on the Swan earlier this … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 85 Geo-Engineering

Posted on January 20, 2013 by rottobloggo

This is the perfect architectural design for our troubled times. You surveil the sheople through your toughened-glass slit while the invisible tinfoil on the palm tree deflects guv’mint attempts at thought control. This is somewhere on the fringes of south … Continue reading →

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the inmates can’t wait

Posted on January 18, 2013 by rottobloggo

Thanks Johnny Charlie.

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bizarre twist in Rottnest murder case

Posted on January 17, 2013 by rottobloggo

Pair held over Rotto head, WAToady reports…”Isn’t that what the young people call ‘tea-bagging’?” Bento asks. This sick city.

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Outrage Sunday 84 they shoot horses, don’t they?

Posted on January 13, 2013 by rottobloggo

Perth train station VIBRANCY: my sources reveal this happened at the end of a dance marathon. Bennet Springs VIBRANCY: this is the real McCoy. Rottnest VIBRANCY: a scene from Syverton Bay, and it just makes me fonder of the beautiful … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 83 social and cultural merits

Posted on January 6, 2013 by rottobloggo

There’s a shitstorm coming Alex Manfrin’s way – and deservedly so. The TantaMount Cards tycoon has upset a decent, law-abiding, respectable citizen with one of his “products“… “Dear Sir/Madam, On my visit to XXXXXXX bookshop yesterday, I came across a … Continue reading →

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he lives near the UERN

Posted on January 4, 2013 by rottobloggo

…but why should we care? Clumsy language from the Public Transport Authority. I was grateful to learn of impending track work near Casa Cohen (although the light-sleeping Krazy Kym will be fretful) and appreciated the promise to make as little … Continue reading →

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Wednesday election

Posted on January 3, 2013 by rottobloggo

First they got rid of roster petrol stations. Then they let shops open on Sundays. Now we have to have an election on Wednesday! The place is going to the dogs, mark my words. Top scoop from WAToady. But I … Continue reading →

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Garybarry

Posted on January 2, 2013 by rottobloggo

The Mysterious Case of the Incorrect Picture Caption: How Did It Happen? Police watchers were baffled this morning when, over their toast, they saw a report on page 7 of Teh West with a photo allegedly showing Assistant Commissioner Gary … Continue reading →

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Jesus is a cunt

Posted on December 31, 2012 by rottobloggo

I wonder if this bloke – on the way to the servo this morning to get his heart-starting choc milk – has read his Hitchens, his Dawkins, or his Tony Grayling? Perhaps not, as a title like God Is Not … Continue reading →

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