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Outrage Sunday 287 Freo message stick

This reminded me of the wail in Sideways: “I’m a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage.” But still the message got through. This was, er, inside. Really? What about … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 286 PENIS LOL

After the spin, the pleas, and the shit-sheets This was left by a Cott verge: PENIS LOL. As a sentiment was it proof concrete Too many had grown tired of Mr Col? TLA sneered at a semi-rural hotel, but there … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 285 the big ball of blame

On the ABC last night the Big Ball of Blame was discussed. I would like to throw the Big Ball to/at TWOP, who yet again sat on his hands and didn’t try to get going in the Legislative Council. It’s … Continue reading

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State Election 2017 The Long Road

It was a lengthy campaign. Some things were hard to understand. There was clownish behaviour. Will it be the SDTT by six? Or something else? See you at the scrutineering!

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Outrage Sunday 284 there can be no true beauty without decay

I met a man who met a man on the ferry: He said he didn’t get it, and was very Well-dressed in important attitudes; he said he Wanted a brand-new shining thing across the sea. We conspired to meet later … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 283 I know Jesus is true

Apoligies for the inconvieneince of today’s late OS. I’m still in mourning over no more Fringe. Now the Jesus-bombing season starts, and won’t let up until the UWA book sale. When in City Beach, use the right broom, thank you. … Continue reading

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having a crack

It’s time for another police post. First Class Constable Aaron Cocks is looking for two men who can help with his enquiries into a Melville crime. Just after 4am on Australia Day, two men entered a car yard on Leach … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 282 work work work

“It’s very angry.” This was the summary of a book found in Cottesloe this week – Greg Hoey’s Work! Work!! Work!!!: This Semi-Fascist’s Paradise. I was delighted to add a part of Mr Hoey’s oeuvre to my shelves. WWW is … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 281 dark matter

Gazing into the abyss in Claremont. I’m still not making these up. Oprah has flipped her Klimt. I loathe those Shenton Park days. Always full of Klimt-flipping women staring out of windows, whining about bees going to Moscow.

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Outrage Sunday 280 Coconut Run

It’s not quite a gold Torana of the soul, but this Stirling Highway scene was spiritually enriching. There’s gold in Caversham – but not of the shiny sort. If that doesn’t signal the driver, then nothing will. You used to … Continue reading

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