having a crack

It’s time for another police post. First Class Constable Aaron Cocks is looking for two men who can help with his enquiries into a Melville crime. Just after 4am on Australia Day, two men entered a car yard on Leach Highway. They used a jack to lift a vehicle in the car yard and a tyre wrench to remove four wheels and rims. The men carried the four rims to a vehicle nearby and then drove away in a silver 1997–2002 Toyota Camry sedan, with a hub cap missing from the front passenger side wheel. One of the men had a Mohawk. If you have any information about this offence make a report online at crimestopperswa.com.au or call Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000, where all calls are strictly confidential, and rewards are offered. Please quote Reference Number 8416. 270117-0904-88954-b

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10 Responses to having a crack

  1. Dweeb says:

    What a fuckin’ fatarse.


  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Have they tried the Plumbers Association?


  3. orbea says:

    Straya Day, rimming


  4. Reign of Error says:

    Dateline footage?

    Sporting that mohawk / kiss curl combo is the real crime here.


  5. Rong1 says:

    The boys in the Big House will love that crack when he gets there.


  6. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    More like this please.


  7. GivDBird says:

    Maybe start lookin for an old piece of shit camry with some hunky new rims ;) worth a crack


  8. Zuben says:

    What is it that is so … ah … linear about the haircuts ?


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