Outrage Sunday 280 Coconut Run

It’s not quite a gold Torana of the soul, but this Stirling Highway scene was spiritually enriching. img_5393
There’s gold in Caversham – but not of the shiny sort. If that doesn’t signal the driver, then nothing will. img_5377img_5378
You used to be able to retreat to Guildford for some serenity. But the verge parking conflict has everyone on edge. Some have their munted-yet-savage shih-tsus patrolling the perimeters: the ferocious beasts are ready to rip tyres of errant parkers to shreds. img_5379img_5383
Hoo-roo: time for my breafast smoked salmon cronut. It was disappointing not to see any TWOPers at Part II of Top Twenty World Lies in Leederville yesterday. But I’m a forgiving soul: here’s the second half of the list. 11) Mercury in spiral light bulbs. 12) Glen Jakovich and the $10 chicens. 13) subliminal TV messages (Google Project Paperclip). 14) why Elizabeth Quay is the shape of the anti-Christ. 15) Osama Bin Laden is US soldier Tim Osman. 16) CSIRO, SAS, PIAF are not part of the Australian government. 17) Hollywood clues to 9/11 BEFORE it happened. 18) Why are they breeding white dugongs at Exmouth? 19) H1N1 hoax. 20) Why is Schapelle Corby living in the Bell Tower? img_5385

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8 Responses to Outrage Sunday 280 Coconut Run

  1. Bunbarian says:

    Release the coconuts!

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  2. Misspent Yoof says:

    I’m intrigued. Why is Schapelle living in the bell tower?

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    • Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

      If I told you I’d have to kill you.

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    • you'll get wet says:

      Schapelle? Wherefore art thou? Schapelle?
      In the fucking Bell Tower,
      I came to eat love pray,
      A dingo took my ganja,
      But I shall rappell like Rapunzel,
      Having first carressed it’s bells
      I watched it crackatower.
      Schapelle Corby. Bell tower. Somewhere East of Java.

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  3. GivDBird says:

    ucked up

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  4. Sir Bill International says:

We can handle the worst

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