This reminded me of the wail in Sideways: “I’m a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage.” But still the message got through. 
This was, er, inside. Really? What about while eating a smoked salmon bagel with cream cheese, chives, and a hint of lemon? 
Remember: someone’s always watching. 
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That last pic is a ripper DFOC.
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Thanks mate!
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‘ I am barefoot on stage at the heath ledger theatre … a new opera is being created according to my earliest best seller … there are people here who still do not recall it all as i do … did … have done … will do … they are there for me to turn my back upon … i have my bearings … ( pass the toilet roll maaate ) ‘
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I think that I would rather be
A Westralian cliché by the sea,
I’m at the beach I’m looking West,
Oh look it’s the Mandarah Crabfest!
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NICE
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“I have my bearings.”
Balls or rollers?
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Load bearing for extreme Winton shear.
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The continent behind him and I can kind of identify with that…. But then the very next city in his sight could very well be Mogadishu. Strewth. Turn around to take in good old Freo would be the call.
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“Hemp not khat”.
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