Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Confederacy

Posted on July 21, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Reign of Error sees The Australian flag, the unofficial confederate Beam flag – (Our own official racist confederate flag is of course the Eureka flag) flanked by Cocii rampant! With bonus hubcaps! Magnificent! Dwellingup.

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Garlic Munchers

Posted on July 20, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Is that racist? And what with garlic prices the way they are, surely it would only be Claremont Tiger fans who could afford to munch it these days. Bassendean.

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No stuck-up dumb bitches!

Posted on July 18, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Further to news that another of Tim’s aquatic cliches is to be filmed in Dennmark, (the place of soap makers but not soap users), here via Skink is your chance to be involved. I assume that director Simon Baker has … Continue reading →

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Big Block

Posted on July 17, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Lovely Anzac Day Albany tableau. What would the diggers want on their way to loot Cairo brothels and be killed by Turks? A block of shitty beer and a broken barbie. Kaching. By R R.  

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7th Avenue Redemption

Posted on July 16, 2015 by AHC McDonald

I crossed the new Maylands Seventh Avenue bridge on youse pigs behalf today. It’s fine. I guess. The underneath reminds me of the narrows bridge which I do like. But it’s not the same as the old one, where hot … Continue reading →

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Precinct 1

Posted on July 15, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Two signs. Hugh Jass wonders if the Jar Jar goofy style of Subi’s sign is deliberate. “Me so apologises”,  to soften the reality that Rokeby Rd improvements are just rearranging the dickheads on the Titanic? And Bento wonders how many … Continue reading →

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The Stench of Eureka

Posted on July 14, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Stu, exiled from our state of post vibrancy, has landed in Ballarat, where the stench of Stockade karaoke pre-pre-vibrancy reeks from every brick orifice. A lesson for Fremantle here. It takes two to facade. A Miniorb for Gen Y. One … Continue reading →

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Re-register

Posted on July 13, 2015 by AHC McDonald

I love this Baysie house. It’s near the fish and chip and tattoo precincts btw. I find it heartwarming that the owner has made top dressing the council’s verge more of a priority than attaching the verandah posts to the … Continue reading →

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For Sell Or Rant

Posted on July 10, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Like myself, the van owner never corrects. Kudos. By Reign of Error. O’connor.        

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Make it out to Spruut

Posted on July 9, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Checking out Tim Winton’s signed copies. Is Tim’s signature a…C&B? Perth Style I guess? Jennifer Byrne never mentioned it, although I’m sure he signed her copy. Apparently he can sign 16 a minute. If you want to see some real … Continue reading →

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