Author Archives: AHC McDonald

Unknown's avatar

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

He was the King of the whole damn thing

By Bento. Leederville. – I tell a lie, WEST Leederville.  Whether Boll Kent is also C&B royalty is not clear.   

Posted in worst graffiti | Tagged , , | 6 Comments

Submit Vile Vistas

It’s all very well for BSWAM to point out the pimples on the arse of the generally charming Hudson River Valley. And I understand that adding sliding aluminium windows to a 1680s tavern is “not ideal”, but where is real … Continue reading

Posted in Worst suburb, worst town | Tagged , , , , , | 39 Comments

Amenia New York

In the now traditional fashion of treating the whole planet in terms of being environs -albeit distant of Perth, BSWAM presents Amenia NY. Once again I’m not entirely certain if BSWAM understands what worst is vis a vis here. Amenia … Continue reading

Posted in *Worst of The World, The Worst of New York, worst architecture, worst of perth, Worst suburb, worst town | Tagged , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Why do they take the good ones?

Jon English, Now. Not. at The Astor. Mind you, I’m not sure the Wailers will have the full complement either. Perhaps John Waters can fill in. Or PETA Credlin, who looks like English’s twin.

Posted in worst music | Tagged , , , | 8 Comments

Register or Perish

A mighty lawn registry. By Slanderer. Leederville. As usual the quality of the registration is the inverse square of the reality of the lawn. None shall pass. True story.  

Posted in worst garden | Tagged , , | 14 Comments

Sharia Law Buns

It’s that time of year again. Coles might want to call them Hot Interfaith Buns, or Woolies Hot Crescent Buns, but in any case if this is Sharia Law, I’m for it. Somehow they taste better with the crescent instead … Continue reading

Posted in worst food | Tagged , , | 12 Comments

Good Riddance Cammo

Good riddance Cammo, you who Could give the impression of being a monstrous arsehole Even when crying On air  Good riddance Cammo. Good riddance Cammo, the managers were right. That you didn’t have what it takes,  and To stop playing … Continue reading

Posted in worst radio | Tagged , , , , | 49 Comments

Spousal

Bento notes that in Collie, where the Australian incest museum is soon to be built as coal tanks, the main local band is called  Sister Doll. Was Sister Spouse taken?  

Posted in worst name | Tagged , | 17 Comments

The Damned

There’s a cafe, which has a chilling display of missing persons. At first glance blush it appears to be a public service announcement for those with information regarding a large number of people who perhaps have been abducted or murdered … Continue reading

Posted in worst advertising, worst of perth | Tagged , , , , | 8 Comments

The Pedo on The Cake

They did try to spoil the effect of the new City Library by polishing up the terrible statue of Pedo Stirling and putting it up outside the front door. I don’t know why they couldn’t have taken advantage of the … Continue reading

Posted in worst sculpture | Tagged , | 10 Comments