Good Riddance Cammo

Good riddance Cammo, you who
Could give the impression of being a monstrous arsehole

Even when crying

On air 

Good riddance Cammo.

Good riddance Cammo, the managers were right. That you didn’t have what it takes, 

and

To stop playing campy old Dusty Springfield

Good riddance Cammo.

Good riddance Cammo, your shithouse pieces with Ross Solky were execrable. 

But you kept 

on 

doing them. And made even John McGlue

Look human

Good riddance Cammo.

Good riddance Cammo. You’re still calling your wife 

the fucking War Office

Which wasn’t funny 30 years ago

Good riddance Cammo

Good riddance Cammo, even though we both know you’ll be back

By unpopular demand, your turd shedding more glitter every year

Even though everyone would prefer Russel Woolf

Good riddance Cammo

About The Lazy Aussie

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49 Responses to Good Riddance Cammo

  1. Rong1 says:

    Do they still broadcast on the AM band?

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Judging by the response it looks like the ALPBC has been lumped in with Teh Worst. People are past caring any more and just don’t give a rats. Unfortunately we still have to pay $1.1bn a year for it whether you like it or not.

    Thank God Macca is still there on a Sunday morning.

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    • Don Smith says:

      Macca: “I’m talking to Glenda from Wylecatchem about her quandong jam recipe. So Glenda, what’s your r recipe?
      Glenda: “Well Macca, you just get quandongs and boil them up with sugar
      Macca: “Oh yeah, but there mist be some special scret ingredient.
      Glenda: “No Macca”
      Macca: “Oh, That’s great Glenda”
      Glenda “Yep just boil them up with sugar, and a little water.”
      Macca: “Oh, a little water?”
      Glenda: “Yes Macca”
      Macca: “Fantastic Glenda”

      Me (while driving in country listening to the only station my old ute radio can get: “YES MACCA, THAT”S HOW YOU MAKE JAM, YOU MORONIC FUCKHEAD!”

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  3. Zuben says:

    Who s cammo ?

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  4. Zuben says:

    Is he like the Paul Murray of acting ?

    Did he retire again ? Move away ? Die ?

    Sorry , without visuals it s hard to understand …

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  5. Anonymous says:

    Why the fuck is that wannabe lawyer/ western suburbs business name dropper, Jane Marwick on TWOP? She is even worse than the other Aunty Arvo know-it-all Jillian Greensmith.

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  6. Rolly says:

    RWLovechild keeps banging on with the myth that only the ABC is funded by taxpayers.
    Does he ever think past the faux mantra “Free-to-Air”?
    Where does he imagine that all the massive amounts of money to run the tatty and grubby commercial networks come from?
    The Advertisers, of course.
    …and their money comes from? The providers of goods and services, of course.
    They in turn derive their funds from the consumers of the goods and services which they provide – the general fucking public!!
    A commercial, and clandestine, tax on every advertised service and product.

    But I guess that might be a bit had to follow for a rusted-on political bullshit believer.

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    • Rolly says:

      Russell Woolf’s Lovechild says:
      April 7, 2016 at 6:32 pm

      “When you have got people comparing advertising to taxation what is the point?”

      That is the fucking point.
      We complain about taxation, for which we all have an indirect oversight, yet ignore the rip-off merchants who play fast-and-loose with the money that they pull out of our purses by any of the multitudinous sleight-of-hand processes in which they excel.
      Wake up, dummies.

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  7. The atheist says:

    Live. Consume. Don’t complain. Die. Oh, and if you can chain yourself to an enormous mortgage for 30 or so years, perfect.

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  8. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Is it too early to start a campaign to bring Ross Solly to Perth?

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  9. skink says:

    we’ve got rid of two Camerons in one day….

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