Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Crotchless

Posted on February 27, 2008 by AHC McDonald

During The Son of Fed Square debate, the sober discussion of form following function degenerated into a rather squalid concentration on the computer generated figures that populated the scene, and whether some were naked. David Cohen, Anonymous Perthon and Golden1, … Continue reading →

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Black Pork Down

Posted on February 26, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Is there ever, EVER such a thing as a free sausage? O Day 2008 Curtin University. :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: ::

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Satan Please Use Rear Door

Posted on February 25, 2008 by AHC McDonald

I’ve never noticed this church next to Hyde Park until Kat sent in this picture. Kat says… The attached neglected (but I believe, still used) church of some obscure denomination wouldn’t be nearly as bizarre if not for the location. … Continue reading →

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Mine Host

Posted on February 24, 2008 by AHC McDonald

I wanted to see if The Mines Department building still had a ridiculous display of a mannequin dressed as an oldie timer miner in their lobby, but I was too early to get in. This is their garden on Plain … Continue reading →

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Teotihuacan

Posted on February 23, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Remember the lizard cunnilingus sign at Rainbow Lodge? Look at the mound in the background. It looks remarkably like the Neo Aztec pyramid being constructed by the Bayswater Bassendean(?) Council on Collier Rd. Seems to be part of a business … Continue reading →

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Vanished Worst

Posted on February 22, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Have added a new category, “Vanished Worst” to the sidebar, to note all worsts that have been lost since posting. A surprising number have gone already, and there are about 10 that are under threat in some way. (The Norwood … Continue reading →

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Mincing Versace

Posted on February 22, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to own genuine Versace jeans? No? I found this collection of items for sale somewhat sinister for some reason. A meat mincer. Versace jeans. A medical camera. A signed picture of … Continue reading →

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Gregor

Posted on February 21, 2008 by AHC McDonald

“When Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from troubled dreams, he found himself changed into a monstrous Perth Convention Centre in his bed.” Franz Kafka- Metamorphosis. That’s my preferred translation anyway. OK, here it is, the all time most requested TWOP … Continue reading →

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Night Parking

Posted on February 20, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Remember when you gave your parking money to a human and not a machine? No matter how tired and surly this fellow might have been, he’d still be better than all the parking machines at Perth Airport put together. I … Continue reading →

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