Black Pork Down

Is there ever, EVER such a thing as a free sausage? O Day 2008 Curtin University.


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29 Responses to Black Pork Down

  1. David Cohen says:

    Awful tube of fat
    Jumps from fire and summer
    Salts into freedom.


  2. Golden1 says:

    Brilliant! I think this is your funniest title yet!


  3. Very strong argument for vegetarianism. To think that some pig died so that some spotty faced Curtin kiddie could play with his /her food. “Look a sausage escaped trying to get back to sausageland” etc. Shoot the lot of em,


  4. Anonymous Perthon says:

    Its actually a brilliant part of the orientation – its shows prospective students the only sort of food they can afford – and what they can’t afford to reject – floor food


  5. Mazarina says:

    Love the title too! I think for students, sausages come into the ‘luxury’ food bracket. Two minute noodles are the standard fare. Really this stall just builds up false expectations.


  6. Not a strong enough argument for Vegetarianism I don’t think Bill.


  7. greg hoey says:

    C’mon lets not get too meanspirited here at TWOP. Ok its no great nutritious feast for sure but nothin’s wrong with the occasional sausage. Hells bells.


  8. cimbali says:

    I don’t know greg …I think every sausage is doing you damage!

    “Not a strong enough argument for Vegetarianism”
    you’re right LA in fact the worst argument I have seen for vegetarianism is the vegetarian sausage. I get that some misguided people don’t want to eat meat but why do they have to pretend it is meat? Everyone wouldn’t hate vegetarians so much if they didn’t trot out their mock sausages at Barbies.


  9. Rage says:

    Agreed. It’s like facon (fake bacon). Kids, just eat the piggie. It’s probably* less sustainable to eat something that is even more heavily manufactured.

    *I have no basis for that argument, it’s just a guess.


  10. Golden1 says:

    Actually rage, meat production is one of the most damaging and unsustainable industries there are. – I am willing to overlook this however because bacon does taste so good!


  11. Bill O'Slatter says:

    ” No joy without genetically modified all natural soy” the ad campaign will run showing Curtin students having fun with soy sausages. ( Talk about back door Satanism).


  12. Soy as sauce, I’m all for, but when transformed into the evil tofu, it ceases to be food. You wouldn’t get anyone concerned if a piece of tofu fell to the ground.


  13. cimbali says:

    Can you get mock tofu? Would it be made of meat?


  14. My Xy says:

    All I see is more room on the plate for a couple more banga’s and I hope that lost sole on the ground towel off and help back up to the plate. Gee wizz that thing would feed a family oversea for a week!! That the worst of it from me!


  15. I saw a cartoon once where the joke was fake tofu. I think it was feaux-fu


  16. flynn says:

    You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that there is actually meat in a sausage.


  17. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Not meat as such Flynn but the warning label says it may contain nuts and other parts of the animal. I would say this few should mock tofu . It should be an offalence.


  18. Big Texan says:

    Does any one else see the face of Satan in the smoke?


  19. There’s definitely two eyes and a smiley mouth, but I’m seeing more Mr Bean than Back Door Satan -… Oh Fuck!


  20. Yes now I see it: Curtin back door Satanism has come to its fruition ( or spawn of the demon ) The demon is now exercising. Worth a fortune on e-bay.


  21. Actually it looks a little like a smiling Michael Jackson.


  22. We would need Pastor Phil from the Hyde Park church to exorcise that dark demon.


  23. Rage says:

    Golden1: Ah, well. That actually makes quite good sense when you consider all the aspects of farming and what have you. Actually, I’m pretty sure I already knew that, but didn’t quite manage to extract it from my sleepy afternoon brain.

    Bacon is the food of kings, however. Even vegetarian kings.


  24. Art Heretic says:

    Mohamed Farrah Aidid, the most powerful of the warlords, rules the capital Mogadishu.

    He seizes international food shipments at the ports. Hunger is his weapon.

    The world responds. Behind a force of 20,000 U.S. Marines, food is delivered and order is restored.


  25. Nige M says:

    Meat eating diet contributes 80% of greenhouse gas emissions in the form of methane

    Going veg is more effective than removing every car and power

    station on earth in combatting global warming.

    Not to mention stopping massive deforestation land and topsoil degradation

    Stopping starvation as 40% of all grain grown goes to feed animals which we kill ( the 2 billion tons of grain would more much more than satisfy all world hunger)

    Not to mention the huge amount of water waste in production and processing of meat

    And the fuel costs in transport processing and export



  26. So you’re pro sausage?


  27. forkboy says:

    Look Nige M we all know (obviously you dont) that global warming is due to a natural 1,500-year climate cycle. Dont live in fear buddy…open your mind. Global warming is about politicians and advocacy groups calling for higher taxes and more government regulation to “save the world”…….and more funding for scientists to reasearch the topic…….and we all know that scientics love a good bit o’ funding huh?


  28. Xmaswhore says:

    Another sausage sizzle at Curtin and I will shoot myself


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