Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Sell my arse

What kind of dumbarsery is this? Less controversial than risible. they need to see some bennetton ads for controversy sells, or some Singleton “Where ja get it?”magic. I like the Avant Guard Security sticker. Sounds like they wear berets. From … Continue reading →

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Pert

Samantha sends in a great worst. The Perth sign on the river. Yes, Samantha, it does seem to be having some issues, although Pert may get more tourists than a sign saying Perth. In my talk with She-Ra, she was … Continue reading →

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The Worst on Tour New Zealand. Pelvic Action

A WA connection on my first day in Christchurch. Apparently WA is trying to recruit NZ police officers. But first some disturbing news about a guy with a crushed pelvis. 3 in a bed New Zealand specialist Vic Demised tells … Continue reading →

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Tafecuntz

Naughty Bentley tafe students have been sneaking across the road and drinking at OUR Curtin Tavern. Not content with that, they have to rub our faces in it with this graffiti! Outfucking-rageous. That really showed us. I’ve a good mind … Continue reading →

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Insert Dick

from first time contributor Beno, (not to be confused with Bento),. Beno says, Working in Leederville is great – all of the charms of Fremantle’s degenerates without any of the history of culture. And the Interface sign behind is a … Continue reading →

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Miss Nude has no nipple

You’ve got to admire the achievements of our Nikki or “Nikki” as the sign has it. That a nipple deprived girl could even get through the first few rounds of Miss Nude Australia is accomplishment enough, but to win..? Kudos, … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 31

Kicking off with a melbourne worst from Meccano, which he submitted with the enigmatic title, “Worst self saucing.” AllI can say is “Where the Cunliffe waters, there water I.” And there has been some feverish animal suit discussion recently, and … Continue reading →

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Asleep before he even got to the wheel

The longer we go without Carps, the less I miss him, but the Barnett Government has been a revelation. You can understand a Government being accused of being asleep at the wheel after several terms, but I’ve never heard of … Continue reading →

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Smoke and Mirrors

How many worsts in this shot? Orrong Road, Americas cup numberplate, a SHEET as a back window, exhaust emanations like “the flame and smoke of Navarino”. And another car. Free graphic design strikes again? Look at the bunions on that … Continue reading →

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