A WA connection on my first day in Christchurch. Apparently WA is trying to recruit NZ police officers. But first some disturbing news about a guy with a crushed pelvis. 3 in a bed New Zealand specialist Vic Demised tells me this is quite common when courting kiwi women. Note to self. Don’t let them go on top. The story says his horse rolled on him, but Vic assures me horse means wife over here, so it should be his “horse” “rolled” on him.
Now I find this a bit rich. We stole Ctowded House? Russell Crowe? What does this mean? Why would we want those turkeys? You couldn’t give Crowded House away if you left them in the glovebox of an unlocked car. The Cartoon is a bit much too. True, but too much. You should see a bigger version if you click.