What happened to boat naming in perth? Was a time when even a twelve foot dinghy would have “Put out or get out” “Love thruster” or “Lethal Dose” written on the side. Nowadays all you get if Seacraft 347 and the like. I still regret not getting a photo of a ski boat named (I tell no lie) “Toxic Shock”. How refreshing it was therefore to see this monster who defied even the Canon wide angle. Aquadisiac.  You hot yet?


About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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26 Responses to Aquadisiac

  1. David Cohen says:

    Gosh. Even boats have those little Aussie flags. They’re becoming compulsory.


  2. zoot says:

    In a street in Safety Bay resides a boat named “Overdraft”


  3. Cookster says:

    Far Q is one I’ve seen doing the rounds at Rotto.

    Hey Teh Outrage – what a busy boy you’ve been! First you write up some pervy story about robbers spying on girls in the shower, then you’re collaborating with that Broadfield chap to bring down the Rose & Crown.

    Going further off-topic, what about that chunderous piece about our good mate Patti ‘I’m a marshmallow’ Chong???


  4. I think that got a mention on chong post.


  5. Cookster says:

    I’m on to it. Did you see Teh Outrage’s restaurant review?


  6. Yes. the Cohens are “A special breed of cats”.


  7. David Cohen says:

    Wot chu talkin’ about Willis?

    Don’t shoot the messenger.

    All together now:

    “There’s no Aquadisiac like loneliness…

    “Truth, beauty, herring and you.

    “Bare feet at Thomson and a goofy smile…”


  8. Leo says:

    That looks like a Bunbury number plate on the trailer. Figures.


  9. Cookster says:

    TLA, DC – the ‘special breed of cats’ and ‘watchu talking about Willis’ quotes one after the other… man, it’s like herring heaven.


  10. Rolly says:

    I liked the boat name seen on the inland waterways of the UK:
    “Far Canal”.


  11. mmagus says:

    My fave was “Argus Tuft”. But it was long ago.


  12. Rolly says:

    That was one of the famous Tuft brothers. The other was Gangus.


  13. Bento says:

    There’s a Far Canal somewhere near Dunsborough, isn’t there?


  14. rhubarb says:

    In another lifetime years ago in Tasmania I had a boat named ‘Hoof Hearted’…


  15. Harro says:

    I saw a dual hulled wessel the other day that was titled “Double Penetration”. Ingenious.


  16. Kaaaatie says:

    Your just J E A L O U S ! ! !


  17. The Legend 101 says:

    They other day i saw a gay boat it was called Dancer Of The Sea and it was pink and girly.


  18. The Legend 101 says:

    OMG bento im pretty sure that a guy owns that boat (NOT!)


  19. Brendan says:

    How Very sad your life’s must be . I,d say Katie is rite on it.


  20. RubyRuby says:

    As a looser, lacking a life, I will try to get a shot of the good boat “Equity Maaaate”, and I think I have also seen the “Equity Maaaaaate 3” down near Mandurah.


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