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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Weekend Worstoff 180

Posted on December 3, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Some bad news first, an insider says that Alannah MacTiernan’s new small bar Swallow, (AKA Madcuntz) is nowhere near finished and is unlikely to be ready for the festive season. Tapas plates and muddlers haven’t even been ordered yet! Shame. … Continue reading →

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Zombie Cock Parmenter

Posted on December 2, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Thee Happy Slayer (was that extra ‘e’ a typo Hapz?) Sent a rather unnervingly high quality C&B from the amphitheatre at Harvey Dam. I hadn’t heard of the place. It looks a little sophisticated for rurotards, and charging $128.80 for … Continue reading →

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Bulgin’

Posted on December 1, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Bento notes that Wesley Church, home of the Emo is hosting some more public art. Nothing as outlandish as past pieces, just the simple message that the church supports blacks, whites( and possibly homosexuals), no matter how bad their head … Continue reading →

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Port Ewen

Posted on November 30, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Some more from New York’s Bartender’s skills with a Manhatten, who, tired of treating Perth as his private colony of seamonkeys, turns his gaze to his own patch. Jeez, if he has to resort to CAPITALS for what still looks … Continue reading →

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At the Races

Posted on November 30, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Is there a connection between the horse erection by P&S and the “dislodged” fascinator by Rob C? You be the judge. Mundijong and Subiaco. Cue “Uptwon  girl…”

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The Princess and the Pea

Posted on November 29, 2011 by AHC McDonald

I’m juxtaposing again, but to be fair, they juxtapose themselves by both being in East Perth. Biohazard by Matt A. Royalty by Buddha Lala Land. The tiara car is incongruously in the carpark of this place. By the way, can … Continue reading →

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Festiva!

Posted on November 28, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Just comparing and contrasting the edge of rurotardia fare from this morning, (ie bong and chips) with the free food and piss we were given at the Festival of Perth opening last night. Was it really so different? 1) Watershed … Continue reading →

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The thirsty earth, the savage crows

Posted on November 28, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Hugh Jass. Gooseberry Hill. Jass must have come on the scenes minutes after the event, as the parched ground is still damp. More telling is the lack of crows as evidenced by the intact chips. Since he didn’t see … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 179- Rural Reich by Jaidyn Jaxxon

Posted on November 26, 2011 by AHC McDonald

  “It is the Late city that first defies the land, contradicts Nature in the lines of its silhouette, denies all Nature. It wants to be something different from and higher than Nature. These high-pitched gables, these Baroque cupolas, spires, … Continue reading →

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JCVD

Posted on November 25, 2011 by AHC McDonald

And year 12? You don’t want to go there. By Justaposition.

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