Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Bayswater Babylon

Is that…pikelets made into jewellery? And the rest is..? By James N. Magnificent! I can’t help thinking there’s a false bottom in that cake box. I have a confession to mke btw. I was riding home on the bike path at Burswood Wednesday on … Continue reading

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Secret Curtin

Here’s a not worst coming up. My exhibition, Secret Curtin featuring images from my 20 years of photographing the campus.

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Pity the fule

By Pete F. From his (I assume) hood Naval Base.

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Quenda my arse

Clem P saw this unknown animal in a Busselton playground mural. Is it a Quenda? A Chudich? The rare mainland quokka? Pity the pic isn’t bigger. Might be the latin name witten inside.

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Margaret River, Delusions of Sanity

I sincerely think the residents of Margaret River are unaware that the town is an ugly craphole not a Tuscan village. Buying a place in Margs immediately brings on a kind of mental blindness. Where the rest of the world … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 226

Thanks to Outrage for filling in while I was on Dog Rock. Bento sees Bluebeard Bainbridge again. In The Voice again. By Jezza Bell again. This time about circumcised buses. Cynthia presents her own Melbourne Cup sexual health hat. Tristan … Continue reading

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The Mellinsville Horror Pt 2.

Second part of The Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten’s drive through zombie towns in the Hudson River Valley. BSWAM says… As the hills draw nearer, one heeds their wooded sides more than their stone-crowned tops. Those sides loom up so … Continue reading

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Streetwear

I guess this is a joke. Not knowing what streetwear is, I can’t be sure. Canvas is an alley bar club place I think. William Street. By The Colour H. Leather shoes?

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Weekend Worstoff 225 The Mellinsville Horror Pt 1.

It’s all Hudson River Valley today, as Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten takes a drive to Mellinsville Great worsting. BSWAM says… When a traveler in north central Columbia County takes the wrong fork at the junction of Taconic parkway just … Continue reading

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Fragrance will dispense into your hand

Paddy’s Alehouse Kalgoorlie. By Jaidyn Jaxxon. How low would you have to get to pay $1:00 for this ejaculation? You would be wasting your time buying condoms. You are basically asking to be raped by FIFOS. Fuck off. Then you … Continue reading

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