Fragrance will dispense into your hand

Paddy’s Alehouse Kalgoorlie. By Jaidyn Jaxxon. How low would you have to get to pay $1:00 for this ejaculation? You would be wasting your time buying condoms. You are basically asking to be raped by FIFOS. Fuck off. Then you would really be full. Drakkar Noir motherfucker.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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20 Responses to Fragrance will dispense into your hand

  1. snuffredparrot says:

    Dispence is French for dispense, right ?

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    “Jean Baudin Interpretations of Popular Fragrances”? I don’t like the sound of that.

    Do like the word “nozzle” though.

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  3. Anonymous says:

    Gentlemen – in Kalgoorlie???
    They’d get rail-roaded out of town.

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  4. If you squint, the second one could be “Eau Sausage”

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  5. janezee says:

    The dispencers look like penices.

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  6. PeteF says:

    heh, Jean Baudin; John Boudin, sausage sausage. I think I see a theme here.

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  7. BSWAM says:

    “Hello. I am VendaFace, the World’s first fully automated face-lift machine.”

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