Paddy’s Alehouse Kalgoorlie. By Jaidyn Jaxxon. How low would you have to get to pay $1:00 for this ejaculation? You would be wasting your time buying condoms. You are basically asking to be raped by FIFOS. Fuck off. Then you would really be full. Drakkar Noir motherfucker.

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Dispence is French for dispense, right ?

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Thought the French was dis-ponce.

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Yes, otherwise it doesn’t make sence.

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“Jean Baudin Interpretations of Popular Fragrances”? I don’t like the sound of that.

Do like the word “nozzle” though.

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Video of the nozzle spruuting would have been nice.

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Haven’t seen fixie one in leederville this morn however a couple of early 60s Holdens the car equivalent?

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Wait until you get a whiff of my interpretation of Gormlessence…

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Chanel No.2s?

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How are you with “turn the knob firmly”, RWL ?

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Big ups.

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Good advice to a young Kalgoorlie gentleman wishing to make his way in today’s hi-viz world.

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Gentlemen – in Kalgoorlie???

They’d get rail-roaded out of town.

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almost did and that’s a fact

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If you squint, the second one could be “Eau Sausage”

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The dispencers look like penices.

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That doesn’t make sence!!!!!

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heh, Jean Baudin; John Boudin, sausage sausage. I think I see a theme here.

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Leathery, Pete ?

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I see dead Baudrillards

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“Hello. I am VendaFace, the World’s first fully automated face-lift machine.”

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