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Weekend Worstoff 24

Well it’s Grand Final day, and what great value from Clancy’s pub. A pie AND a pint for only $20. Incredibly nice of them to only double the price. From Turf. And a sculpture of…well it’s a willie isn’t it. … Continue reading

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Mosupial

Talking to Steven about his excellent submission, I suggested I would hold off until ridiculously early christmas decorations appeared. Well wrap me up and call me Howard Sattler if Myers wasn’t already chockers with christmas crap when I went in … Continue reading

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Arseless Wonder

I don’t actually know, but I put this awful statue of Paddy Hannan at the Burswood Casino down to The Smiths, a couple who have been infesting the city with well meaning but terrible bronzes for too many years. Another … Continue reading

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Facial of The Gods

Is there a Greek myth where Zeus chows down on an orchard of unripe olives, assumes the form of a bull and then craps all over a young maiden? It does sound sort of familiar, or am I thinking of … Continue reading

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Hammer of Justice

Some may remember the excellent walking tour of crap public art in Kalamunda last October submitted by Cimbali. It now appears that the Art Police, or perhaps drunken young Kalamundarians have taken public art into their own hands, hammering the … Continue reading

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The Riddle of the Sphinx

is not, “What walks on 5 legs in the morning..?” but more like, “Why would someone build this in a garden in Kingston Street Nedlands? I do like the kerbing though. From Teh ‘Rage.

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The burgers are better…

Johnny Scrotum from Young White Lesbians has pulled this one out of his archive. Apparently this depraved practice is still common. Set the scene. A guy regularly metal detecting under a playground hamburger at Morley Primary School. Let that sink … Continue reading

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Piss and teh Devil had done for teh rest.

The broccoli and the zucchini still lie, for all that I know, where Sumich buried them; and certainly they shall lie there for me. Oxen and wain-ropes would not bring me back again to that accursed Spearwood; and the worst … Continue reading

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Lunchbox to Hell

Finally got a chance to see the long awaited and much hyped Bon Scott sculpture yesterday. (Had to get away from Beaufort street for a while). Oddly it’s stuck in the corner of a glorified fish and chip shop. (Cicerellos?) … Continue reading

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Leprechaun Vomit

Lovely finds from Jordache at Cigarettejeans. Jordache says The sculptures are from up at Club Capricorn, Yanchep. This wasn’t even all of them! There were at least 4 others that were the Beatles and what I am assuming was Marilyn … Continue reading

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