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Teotihuacan

Remember the lizard cunnilingus sign at Rainbow Lodge? Look at the mound in the background. It looks remarkably like the Neo Aztec pyramid being constructed by the Bayswater Bassendean(?) Council on Collier Rd. Seems to be part of a business … Continue reading

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Charade! Charade! Charade!

 Some people have reported problems with this image loading. Have uploaded again. Another typically surreal offering from Mr XY. This stopped me in my tracks. Why would someone wear a helmet while driving a Diahatsu Charade? And then I thought, … Continue reading

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Gilding The Willy

Haven’t had a car up for a while. Here are two. One decorated professionally and badly. One amateurishly and badly. The fact that someone paid good money for that blade design, gives the points to the amateur. Pig Drifter wins … Continue reading

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疯还是风?Feng or Feng?

Shouldn’t this feng shui car have a flashing light on the roof to part traffic on the way to a feng shui disaster? At least there should be a giant piece of bamboo in a pot, or a toilet with … Continue reading

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Ironing Board Madness

Will this hyundai ever go fast enough to need the downforce? Bayswater. Remember, someone paid to do this. And this. Embleton. It’s a ute, so they couldn’t add much of an ironing board, but an impressive “pie warmer”.. Bad examples … Continue reading

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Bunbarians

The Worst House/Car Guest Post from The Stig. Guest region, The Great Southern I’ve had quite a bit of pressure to extend The Worst of Perth to other regions, and even to other countries (!) Before going international however, here’s … Continue reading

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Holden Off

Perth’s Worst Car The Holden Gemini would have to qualify for the worst car, particularly this lilac one, which seems to uncannily match the sinister church in Eden Hill. Imagine this in the church carpark. The back window blinds give … Continue reading

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State of Excitement

Here was I complaining about the design of some of the new numberplates, totally forgetting the worst of them all, the infamous “WA State of Excitement” classic. Bolt them on to a Datsun 120Y, and you couldn’t claim that Perth … Continue reading

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Worst Garden Saluted

Worst Garden I’m sure that the neighbors of this house on Rothbury Avenue Embleton would have nominated it for worst garden. I’m glad I didn’t live next door, but I’m glad it existed. Last week it was cleared, razed, sanitised … Continue reading

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No Starch Please

And Mitsubishi wonder why they are going broke. They could save billions by not bolting these ridiculous ironing boards to the back of their cars. I have been chasing one of the new Subarus which has a spoiler that wouldn’t … Continue reading

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