Worst Garden Saluted

Worst Garden

I’m sure that the neighbors of this house on Rothbury Avenue Embleton would have nominated it for worst garden. I’m glad I didn’t live next door, but I’m glad it existed. Last week it was cleared, razed, sanitised and gone forever. Who else but The Worst of Perth would have recorded this for your Perth memory? No-one,that’s who.



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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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6 Responses to Worst Garden Saluted

  1. elwrongo says:

    Old cars out front? I like it. Nice change form the usuall gloss and sheen of huge 4WD’s and giant Midland Brick display homes. Adds character. The lived in look. Presumably the cars are as well.

    Also handy if you need an alternator quickish.


  2. lazyaussie says:

    You’ll search in vain for one now, all gone. You may still be in time for some oily sand.


  3. PatB says:

    Puts my durable and striking display of old Volkswagens to shame.


  4. Carly says:


    my garden has WAY more cars in it than that! i’m going to have to post i think, i beat this hands down (and YES my neighbours and the council hate me)


  5. Excellent. Bring it on. Since the state library is archiving this site, it can be hated by your neighbours children and grandchildren.


  6. CK says:

    Well excuse me, but in view of the recent horror stories about wandering skank mums featuring in our esteemed publications of record recently, can somebody tell me why all these abandoned car bodies turn up, apparently at random and so quickly when moving into a completely crap house?

    Do people just ship their failed detritus in from interstate, along with the Emu beer cans, rotrtng socks & plastic ducks?

    Maybe ABC1’s Collectors should get in on this.


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