Tag Archives: vibrancy

Grease trap

Is this the sort of thing you’ve got in yer fancy architect comic, TLA? Well, is it, punk? Barrack Street, Perth.   

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Envibrancing Backsliding?

We move further towards post vibrancy, (ie from a position where we didn’t know what vibrancy was, but we knew we didn’t have it, to post vibrancy where we dont know what it is, but suspect we might now have … Continue reading

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PoVi gathers pace

Rather like a Robert Hughes calling the end of Modernism, let it be noted that Perth’s move into PostVibrancy was first noted here. (It seems only last month, everybody was still envibrancing everything) . PoVi as recorded by Herb in … Continue reading

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Peak Vibrancy

AYK notes that we’re over the vibrancy hump now and are descending into debauchery, followed by ennui, then by being knobbed by Vandals, Visigoths &cetera. This is our “lead cooking pots”. Perth vibrancy. It’s totally played man. CBD.

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Outrage Sunday 137 The lamps are going out all over Europe

Last night (probably) in the Urban Orchard, after bouncy Stonehenge. This must have been what it was like for prehistoric cave-dwellers, watching the sun set: will it rise again? “The lamps are going out,” I wept into my $9 pale … Continue reading

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Nil by vibrancy

It is to our shame that it took the old buffers and busybodies of Nedlands (ie the type of curtain twitching knobhead that responds to community consultation) to finally call out the emperor’s new clothes that is Teh vibrancy. Vibrancy … Continue reading

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Combat Softair Brindisi

We live in an age when even T-shirts have haiku qualities. I have been repolishing my efforts since TLA’s reminder yesterday, and also worrying if Snuff-san has been blown off Cebu Island. But then I see artefacts like this on … Continue reading

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no more sheds with a view here

LIES! That’s what I thought when I read TLA’s post on this awesome first-floor shed in 2007. Embleton, he said, in a vain attempt to airbrush history, when any fule kno it was Hudson Street Bayswater. In August 2011 Teh … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 57 not long now

The Worst of Perth can reveal Swallow – aka Madkuntz, aka Knobgoblins, aka Spitz – will open Sunday, July 1 (which is also Canada Day). How did we get this world scoop? We called Zoe and identified ourselves as a … Continue reading

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we interrupt our regular programming

Shadow health minister Andrew McDonald accused the government of not introducing the leading run-scorer in the tournament. During 12 years in business on William Street in Paddington, Andrew McDonald has watched the retail tides ebb and flow. Union president Sgt. Andrew … Continue reading

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