Nil by vibrancy

It is to our shame that it took the old buffers and busybodies of Nedlands (ie the type of curtain twitching knobhead that responds to community consultation) to finally call out the emperor’s new clothes that is Teh vibrancy. Vibrancy – “Can mean many things” = means nothing. Well called. I also like “sustainability what the fuck?” And “Beauty my subjective sagging backside.” By Vegan.

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About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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14 Responses to Nil by vibrancy

  1. billoslatter says:

    The smelly rat of vibrancy. Disappointing however that they rejected “ageing in place”.Mortality is a hard concept , obviously.Did not include ” we will all drive Krautmobiles”.
    http://www.nedlands.wa.gov.au/sites/default/files/Nedlands%202023%20-%20Strategic%20Community%20Plan%20-%20DRAFT%20to%20be%20released%20for%20public%20comment(2).PDF

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  2. Shazza says:

    Does anyone actually use cradles? Of for that matter, graves? I thought it was more ‘cot to cremation’ these days.

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  3. GivDBird says:

    Can we heritage list my “verandah over the toolshed” ? More vibrant than a pile of bees in a cock like tube.

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Real vibrancy is a road pizza delivered to your driveway every Friday and Saturday night. Nedlands isn’t ready for that kind of vibrancy yet.

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  5. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Err … shouldn’t that be old duffers? Old buffers are 60 year old guys still lifting in the hope they can get jiggy with Gladys from down the hall when her husband finally gets moved into the high care wing.

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  6. rottobloggo says:

    It’s 2023 already?

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  7. JaneZ says:

    “Get off my lawn”: 100 per cent

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