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Outrage Sunday 241 The Kiss of the Sun

Posted on April 24, 2016 by rottobloggo

One of my associates had a fine time at the theatre. Tickets, cars, water features, private chef: they will all be mine thanks to this excellent ad on an early right-hand page in Teh West this week. This advice seems … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Posted on March 13, 2016 by rottobloggo

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 233 Chico

Posted on January 24, 2016 by rottobloggo

so much depends upon a recumbent Chico dazed with solitude beside the gummy paving.

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Outrage Sunday 226 bring me the head of Ingvar Kamprad

Posted on December 6, 2015 by rottobloggo

That ribbon-muter Bento has been to the big blue building again. Has this cropped up in the Perth shop? Perhaps we’re not fussed? At least Ingvar doesn’t have shrunken Santa heads on his shelves. Gotta run! I’m off to read … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 215 Dan is Gay

Posted on September 20, 2015 by rottobloggo

Don’t you dare give this woman a ticket, City of Swan (who do great signs): she’s singing, not standing. This Guildford treasure didn’t last long, anyway. I bet that’s a Nyttja frame, from our Swedish friends. This south Cottesloe scene … Continue reading →

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Work ethic

Posted on July 15, 2015 by rottobloggo

Sheesh. It seems like only yesterday I was fridge FAGged. Now my work ethic is being publicly questioned. I must try harder. But as Yoda says: “There is no try, there is only do.”    

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Outrage Sunday 201 the Argument of His Blog

Posted on June 14, 2015 by rottobloggo

i sing of prawns, of Prados, pills, and powers, Of perennial unvibrant wowsers. I sing of arseholes, cockcarts, ‘burners, trains, Of loungerooms, lounges, and drivers without brains. I write of uncouth love, and the excess Of it and its push-shoving … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 139 The Excellent Wheelbarrow

Posted on March 16, 2014 by rottobloggo

worx depends upon an excellent wheel barrow licenced to drive before a treat of chicen. With apologies for any inconvenience to William Carlos Williams.

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FAG

Posted on January 10, 2014 by rottobloggo

No kerning issues here. Sheesh. The fridge has been a war zone since these magnets were unwrapped at the Xmas office party.

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Devious Carclub

Posted on December 5, 2013 by rottobloggo

We’re the Devious Carclub… …and we park where we want!

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