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23 turned

Correction. Sorry, I didn’t read Shaun N’s email properly. I thought they were his photos, but the were apparently tweeted by Michelle Roberts herself on the afternoon of the election. Shaun N asks whether 23 potential conservative voters saw Liberal … Continue reading

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stone the crows

Our very good friends at The Echo are in the TWoP news again. These long names are tricky, I know, but it should be Castledine, not Casteldine. If only The Echo spent as many hours checking names as Ms Castledine … Continue reading

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The Stalker

The Midland Zone wants to be respected. Otherwise it will punish.   – The Stalker. Andrei Tarkovsky. They tried the internet in Midland. It didn’t take. Midland is now more like , “See us via cock graffiti and people screaming … Continue reading

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Cleaners and Journalists decimated.

Herb found this in Midland from 1982, predicting unemployment for journalists, cleaners and other such bottom feeders. If only. Seen in Midland’s Simply Secondhand.

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My cobra’s eyes flash menacingly when I brake… Your argument is invalid‏

Love the glowing cobra eye number plate mount. By Herb. Nicely incorporating the worst that is the Guildford Hotel. Pull that mother down already. And Herb, (who seems to be a car arse specialist) also includes Chillaxing in Midland complete … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 192

Ljuke visited Bali.  BRIK laments what has replaced the famous Tankmaster in Midland. Tankmaster died for our sins. David M likes it La De Da.  And Mancey is calling liar at North Beach (N) IGA. Worst well.

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Outrage Sunday 44 praise the worst

Ha ha! TLA boasted he will feature many pics of abandoned chairs in odd places: scooped, sucker! How sweet it is to scoop the Flangemaster. I was going to make a  snide remark about the decline of alfresco worship in … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 38 true blue

Massive excitement whizzing home in the Jizz on Friday when a car behind me, at first blush, looked like the Bento-mobile. The go-faster stripes look like the sort of thing an ageing Maylands rainmaker hipster would stick on his wheels. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 36 the fuzzy in the wuzzy

And the Hitachi, hose limp, standing ignored, Ranted and raged: ‘Once I was adored! For my function of fuzzy and glistening drum, But now I’m Worst, and it makes me all glum.’ The tree leaves sighed, and gave it a … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 32 crouching tiger, hidden nurries

Festive fare: will you be getting a shaver in your Christmas sac? It’s taken this guy 10 months to get from Nollamara to Midland: Young David Bell at Teh Voice isn’t carving turkey on December 25: I would buy Krazy … Continue reading

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