What an outrage! The promised radiation cookery (strontium pintxos) turns out to be for a gas stove?! Might have to burn it.
What an outrage! The promised radiation cookery (strontium pintxos) turns out to be for a gas stove?! Might have to burn it.
What am I looking at here in Peppermint Grove? Legs and a hose. Looks like a kind of verge brothel. A place of worship? By Reign of Error.
Drinking and chicken is an effective anti depressive! I have taken the cure many, many times myself. By NF#1. Northbridge.
Is this the sort of thing you’ve got in yer fancy architect comic, TLA? Well, is it, punk? Barrack Street, Perth.
Wrote a piece for Teh Architect Journal. As did Alannah and She-Ra. If you thought mining journos can drink, I’ll put up an architect against them any day. From the various chats I had, (although I may have been babbling to myself in the dunny mirror), Elizabeth Quay architecture wise will be even crapper than expected. Also ditto re: Yagan Square. In any case, none of us were expecting anything more so no wukkaz my Diggaz.
“Finish by polishing the entire casting with Blue Magic Polishing Cream as directed.”
See also Nanjing Massacre for Numpties and Hiroshima for Halfwits.
Thanks to Snuff I have been boning up on the epic art of Japanese rock gardens, or karesansui. I went back to Edgewater – the very name hints at the art – to immerse myself in the verge masterpieces.

There is paving at Ryōan-ji, and there is paving here. The obelisks erode, reminding us that our time here is temporary. To paraphrase Nishon: if the ducks quack, but we are not there, have they really quacked?

This lush tableaux salutes the moss garden at Saihō-ji. Each Astroturf blade has been carefully placed. The bricks are a bridge over the river, inviting us into the grove.

I knocked on the door here: the resident said his garden was called The Solitude of Crowds. We discussed a certain Kobe garden. He invited me to sit on the porch of his hojo. We watched the monoliths erode.

I found this a little showy (but what do I know!). A miniature landscape within a miniature landscape? And yet it is mostly space.

As the Sakuteiki says: “There should always be more horizontal than vertical stones.” How would you cross the river to get to the bait table? What better spot to meditate than in a river? That way you become the eroding rock.
The Immaculate Conception Chapel, Mercedes College, Perth. I don’t know if anyone could “conception up” in the face of this, immaculate or not. It somehow gives the impression there would be a slot for (NZ) 20c pieces on the front. Excellent. By Eddie.
Hi vis vest vending machine, Convention Centre. I guess takings are down. Might have to reinstall that Japanese schoolgirl used undies machine again. By Harry.