Namaste!

Namaste under a relentless blue sky. Mt Lawley. 



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Xmas in May

Don’t you hate it when Christmas in July decorations start to go up in May? Shame on you Karridale. XIJ should only start from 1st of June. When white shoes can also be worn. I’m dreading Easter in September. By Alasdair.karri1 karri2

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Invaders Unplugged

Bento saw this lovely brickwork in West Perth. Looks like it may soon be gone. But I’m glad he recorded it for us. This really is great.space

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Thanks Snicky

What sort of world are we living in when your message board can’t be put for pick up for FIVE MINUTES before it’s vandalised? Would it have killed them to wait a day or two before adding the C&B? Are these the holiday memories Deanna and Eli want? High noon in Shenton Park.
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and Sniff?

They’ve thought of the scratch, but thought stopped before they had a chance to think about the sniff. Stop trying so hard Maylands, Subi is dead already. By Mat. 



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From the pixel to the boozie

Have we reached the peak of terrible wine labels? Could anything be worse than this? Let me make it clear that the pixellation is on the label, not my photo. Can we not have nips on a $50 bottle of wine? And if we can’t, surely they could be tastefully framed or cropped out? Don’t  even bother. You can’t see them even with severe squinting. This is really, really awful. First Drop Wines, your graphic design is shithouse and your use of Peter Sellers clip baffling. Wait, your design isn’t in house is it? All the signs of a nephew with photoshop. And access to boozies. 



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Cultural Embarassador

I’m going with not worst for this. (obviously). Unless you can speak Chinese, in which case I have a new category. Worst pronunciation of Chinese by me. If subtitles don’t appear, click CC button.

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Frill Necked

El Guisto was a little peeved this didn’t get a run. I do like the mug and the liquorland vouchers, but is that enough these days? Do a deal with dazza?kal2

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You can’t handle the herbal

Simply marvellous demonstration of the Albany commercial rental market by Pete F. 





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Outrage Sunday 194 earth energy pillows

The Curtin blackboards (not far from the Elizabeth Jolley Lecture Theatre) are terrific. The other side had insect fellatio!
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This Claremont window I found a bit too hostile. It made me yearn for an Earth Energy Pillow.
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What is an Earth Energy Pillow? I’ve had the Perth Truth Seekers’ tip they are the thing to have – see you at the Old Perth Road Markets in Basso from 0900-1330. Maybe they look like this?
Bring your Earth Energy Pillow and join me in Shoalwater on Tuesday, for Sacred Space in Rockingham: “This is a group for people interested in meeting in sacred space in the Rockingham area to explore topics of spirituality, shamanism and meditation. We’re starting with a deep exploration of eight aspects of the wisdom Goddess of the Indian tradition. We’ll do one Goddess every three weeks. We’ll also be conducting shamanic ritual healings aligned with the new moon and full moon. from time to time we will meet to honour the earth, the water and the sacredness of life in all ways.” We’re starting with Durga! Don’t forget a USB so you can load the meditations!

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