Whatever you do, don’t conception

The Immaculate Conception Chapel, Mercedes College, Perth. I don’t know if anyone could “conception up” in the face of this, immaculate or not. It somehow gives the impression there would be a slot for (NZ) 20c pieces on the front. Excellent. By Eddie.



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26 Responses to Whatever you do, don’t conception

  1. Reign of Error says:

    Result of a multi corporate sponsorship deal initially brokered in the 80’s over a long lunch at the Mediterranean.

    It’s Thalidomide Cadbury bearded baby Jesus tastefully displayed in the Dockers trophy cabinet by Franklin Mint. He bobs to the Macarena on the hour.

    I actually find that quite unsettling. Seriously.

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    • you'll get wet says:

      YOU find it unsettling?! Whaddaya think I feel? Losing my head wasn’t part of the deal, dad said just the cross, in the tomb and out again in three days. HELP, GET ME OUTTA HERE ! Dad ? Where am I when I need me?

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Jebus. If that doesn’t get you to Confession on Sunday nothing will.

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  3. GivDBird says:

    Looks cold in there. Certainly does need a washers slot for prophecy forecasts.

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  4. Bento says:

    I’ve seen how they do this. He’s just kneeling, and the shoes are attached to his knees. His lower legs are tucked up under his purple dress.

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  5. Reign of Error says:

    Freo Dockers Mad Monday celebrations

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  6. Rolly says:

    “It’s only a flesh wound…”

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  7. Scanners says:

    All that time he spent in the wilderness didn’t do him much good.

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  8. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Just out of interest where do Mercedes girls go to church if their conception wasn’t immaculate, as can happen with enthusiastic yet often unskilled schoolboys?

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  9. Eddie says:

    I send you an image meant to inspire devotion and an internal turn. You were supposed to contemplate the suffering of our Lord and turn from your current fleshly life towards higher goals.

    And what do you do?

    You mock. Just like those who mocked our saviour.

    I will no longer serve you my best gin.

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  10. Perineum says:

    ‘oh father, why do you forsake the public schooling system and divert all the shekels to private schools so they can begat architect-designed libraries and suchlike?’
    ‘because i’m not a fucking socialist like you and your Greenie mates, is why.’

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    • Sir Bill International says:

      No, this is famous scene where Jesus says “I’ve stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching the stars fight on the shoulder of Orion… I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear.” , while dressed in a purple cape and matching undies.

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  11. Bunbarian says:

    ‘The Claw. The claw.’

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  12. orbea says:

    FATHER? IS THAT YOU?

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