Stay the Course!

Pete F shares this pissweak tableau. Now is not the time to take down the xmas decos! Stay strong! You’ve made it almost to May. Christmas in July is only a few weeks away. Then it’s a downhill run to August when Coles tinsel goes on sale. Weak pricks. Location undisclosed. 

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Handmade and Local

No, thank YOU Bayswater. 



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The Buddha of Bindoon

Skink sends in one of the best for a while. Chittering Valley actually but close enough. What a wonderful scene. A classic TWOP. Not worst. Sensational. 

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ET contact

Hearing good things about this Meetup grope, er, group. We’ve touched on aliens in teh Pert before – the skies above the hills are alive with them – but it’s good to know there’s a place for those who have gone the whole nine yards. It’s good to get a feel for these things. etperthlings

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Dap Kings

Came across secret DAP plans for Bayswater. But despite the cookie cutter brutality, it’s still better than what’s there now. The decrepit fish shop, the corrugated iron piss shop, the Fair Trade chunk of crap – all of it could go and Baysie would be better. 


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Lest we forget – the Clarice Cliffe

By Misspent Youth. Melville. 



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Outrage Sunday 241 The Kiss of the Sun

One of my associates had a fine time at the theatre. IMG_3508
Tickets, cars, water features, private chef: they will all be mine thanks to this excellent ad on an early right-hand page in Teh West this week. IMG_3498 This advice seems a bit off. Why isn’t it in the garden, if that’s so great? IMG_3496IMG_3501
The kiss of the sun for pardon,
The song of the birds for mirth,–
One is nearer God’s heart in a garden
Than anywhere else on earth.

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Tableaux

I prefer it when Pete F. stays in Cottesloe. No further than Mosman park in any case. Beautiful shithouse Holden collection. And the red eyed rabbit? It’s in the olive green Torana’s boot. if you are lucky.

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Bedbugs in the prostitute precinct

I thought they were known as “Johns”? Guy T sees a mattress tableaux on Broome st Highgate, home of the irate prostitute. Well, it’s no Stirling Street, but…  Very much like the “No…In” in the bg. Nicely framed.bedbug

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Spelling Police

By WGG. Remember, also a ShiTzu Poodle cross is a Shit-Doodle, not a Poo-Zu.And cash? Are we in Kalamunda? No Morley.schnauzer

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