Outrage Sunday 250 which way?

Posted on July 3, 2016 by rottobloggo

On the way to an

Uncertain future: I am

In my jimmy-jams. 

 

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Yikes

Posted on July 1, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Shazza saw this in Manning Park. Things seem more sinister than they once did don’t they? Remember when it was all boozies? Very sad.

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Losers Wanted. Kalamunda town planning hiring. 

Posted on June 30, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Orbea sends this chuckle worthy ad for Kalamunda trainee town planners. The ad should have its own laugh track.

Essential -Must be able to approve an Aldi in literally any location, even if they haven’t even applied.

-Be open to a MuzzBuzz in Stirk Cottage. Think about it.

– Continue the popup retail rental vacancy arts project.

– Commision a study into a parklet. There’s no businesses left solvent. Who needs that parking space anyway?

Benefits – There is literally nothing you can do to this turd of a town centre that could make it any worse. You literally could not fuck it up more. A six storey Cartridge World? Why not? Who would notice? Cartridge World moves out after 9 months leaving the building tenantless? No problem. Who would notice? Commission a study into sinking the railway.There is no railway? Sink it anyway. Add more tenant free retail space on the land.

If you are a shy nutcase with no planning experience, no qualifications, no imagination and are willing to shop in Barberry Square, this is your new home, your Belmont in the Hills. Good luck. You won’t need it. 

Late news. There is going to be an Aldi, LOL. And the word on the exquisitely shitty streetscape is that a Parklet is on its way. Stormie Mills must also surely be warming up his Sigma Wagon for a run up Kalamunda Road. 


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No Junk Mail

Posted on June 29, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I think this might be a custom job. Money well spent. It’s a frill necked lizard Loosers. Melville. 

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Bexit

Posted on June 27, 2016 by AHC McDonald

As all of our certainties shift beneath us, must we say Et Tu Betta Curtains? JaneZ notes that a very early “not worst” has turned tail. Gateway to Gosnells no more. All its glory from 2008 is here. 

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Outrage Sunday 249 gaint inflatable colon

Posted on June 26, 2016 by rottobloggo

We’ve been barking up the wrong track: what Perth needs (and had, for a few hours on Thursday) is a gaint inflatable colon/big bowel/enormous innards. I couldn’t get to the RPH event, but did some woogling and this is what it may have been like. 00002967_big
I can hear Rolly squealing with delight! The RPH thing was ostensibly about men’s health, but I’m thinking tourism. Forget the huge blind white dugong, the gigantic Yagan-with-spear, the colossal brick-covered Commodore: we need a permanent big bowel.
IMG_4028Or maybe a giant Metters? Phwooaaarr!! Lookit the back view on this baby! I would love to stay in a hotel that looked like this. Why can’t we have one at Elizabeth Quay?? IMG_4030
No: this isn’t what we want at all. IMG_3858
Don’t be one of the sheeple: next Saturday, vote for a gaint inflatable colon.IMG_4010IMG_4009

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Culture Wars. 

Posted on June 24, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Just putting this here to let the future know you could still buy such items in Perth in 2016. 



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High Times

Posted on June 23, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Mancey was “helping an Aunt clean” as the young kids say. He came across these wonderful souvenirs of Hilite 33 from 1979. 

Mancey Sez, “When you went to this joint in 1979, they offered to take your photos and present them in this beautiful folder. No doubt so you could rub it into the faces of the plebs that visit your Dianella abode, that couldn’t afford to dine in such auspicious surrounds. Supping on exotic fare like bananas, pineapples and a bowl full of avocados, while looking out over council house.


Check out the décor, the geometric carpet, the poo brown chairs

Bonus immaculate WA 150 sticker still with adhesive backing!” wonderful. Can I say as a discovery Not Worst?

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I’m Not OK

Posted on June 22, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Look I have to admit, blogging whilst drinking vodka has been problematic for me. I’m calling it. I’m admitting a major problem. I regret that blogging while drinking heavily has led me to make many, MANY statements I haven’t regretted. I wish I could regret…well you know – all the future cunts and pedos, the artists without imagination – Stormie Mills, the Smiths, Mark Teatowel McGowan, Tim Teh Dunny Winton…  I apologise that after waking with a hangover  I still haven’t regretted any of the shit I’ve said, because it’s all true, drunk or sober. I should have such regret no? So as pictured, I’m pouring out my stock s of vodka and moving straight to, well straight tequila- on the rocks (I’m not a fucken animal), so let’s just send me agave only tequila and we will all be…OK, yeah? Glad we had this talk. 



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