A lite weekend worstoff, as I am on international duties, but Vic Demised sent a sobering look at globalisation. Transport costs from Wanneroo are pretty high. They don’t save money by fertilising their own crops either. All that goodness being wasted down the sewers.Did anyone catch Vic doing comedy last week?
Ai ya!
And globalisation may also be to blame for this guy having to wear plastic bags on his feet. Or is it global warming that we can blame for his lack of water resistant boots?
What kind of dumbarsery is this? Less controversial than risible. they need to see some bennetton ads for controversy sells, or some Singleton “Where ja get it?”magic. I like the Avant Guard Security sticker. Sounds like they wear berets.
From Paracleet. I’m not sure if thanks is the right word.
Samantha sends in a great worst. The Perth sign on the river. Yes, Samantha, it does seem to be having some issues, although Pert may get more tourists than a sign saying Perth.
In my talk with She-Ra, she was keen to get a reaction to this sign. Well my reaction with the missing letter is, “I likes it.” Thanks Sam.
Perth home of teh pert
A WA connection on my first day in Christchurch. Apparently WA is trying to recruit NZ police officers. But first some disturbing news about a guy with a crushed pelvis. 3 in a bed New Zealand specialist Vic Demised tells me this is quite common when courting kiwi women. Note to self. Don’t let them go on top. The story says his horse rolled on him, but Vic assures me horse means wife over here, so it should be his “horse” “rolled” on him.
I'd do it again- Farmer
Now I find this a bit rich. We stole Ctowded House? Russell Crowe? What does this mean? Why would we want those turkeys? You couldn’t give Crowded House away if you left them in the glovebox of an unlocked car. The Cartoon is a bit much too. True, but too much. You should see a bigger version if you click.
Naughty Bentley tafe students have been sneaking across the road and drinking at OUR Curtin Tavern. Not content with that, they have to rub our faces in it with this graffiti! Outfucking-rageous. That really showed us. I’ve a good mind to go over there and order some sausages from their butchery training centre. That will show the little cuntz.
from first time contributor Beno, (not to be confused with Bento),. Beno says,
Working in Leederville is great – all of the charms of Fremantle’s degenerates without any of the history of culture.
And the Interface sign behind is a little disturbing too. Perhaps just this juxtaposition. Thanks Beno. keep ’em coming.
You’ve got to admire the achievements of our Nikki or “Nikki” as the sign has it. That a nipple deprived girl could even get through the first few rounds of Miss Nude Australia is accomplishment enough, but to win..? Kudos, “Nikki”, kudos. And what’s happening with the other breast? hanging lower and apparently mangled behind the cellophane. Wait there’s a joke in there.
A) My Miss nude has no nipple.
B) How does she smell?
A) Terrible!
No wait, does that work? May need some workshopping if not photoshopping. Xotica should be asking for their money back for this sign. Really bad work.
This terrible sign can be found on William Street Northbridge.
Kicking off with a melbourne worst from Meccano, which he submitted with the enigmatic title, “Worst self saucing.” AllI can say is “Where the Cunliffe waters, there water I.”
Where my cunliffe waters
And there has been some feverish animal suit discussion recently, and Vic Demised saw this porker in town. He tried to get a shot in front of the sex shop (which he was just exiting I assume), but the pig wouldn’t play ball.
Get thee to a piggery
The cloven hand was a little disturbing no?
Another from paracleet via West Perth. This better be a knock shop.
Skink sends this clip from Teh West, saying, “I don’t even recall what the thread was about it neatly and succinctly sums up everything that gets our goat: apathy, ignorance and bad punctuation.” Skink, I love bad spelling and punctuation AND apathy.
hole my arse
And one more from Vic Demised, who loved this garden of platic plants in the city. Speaking of Vic, he’ll be appearing at The Laugh Resort Comedy Club on the Wednesday teh 19th. Looks like a big comedy night. Why not put a face to the name that has been 3 in a bed with Kiwis. Vic, feel free to add a comment on Wednesday reminding people. I may or may not be in the country.
Worst well my pretties.
The longer we go without Carps, the less I miss him, but the Barnett Government has been a revelation. You can understand a Government being accused of being asleep at the wheel after several terms, but I’ve never heard of one falling asleep as it was taking power. It seems that Colin is having it both ways (as they do in Asia), becoming Premier and going into retirement at the same time. And the first time he wakes up from his ancient slumber, he finds Noel Chriton Brown syphoning his petrol, helped by one of his own ministers.
Fly me to the midwest
What happened to this young go-getter in the picture? I quite like the asleep at the wheel approach in some ways. The best thing about the Barnett Government is the things they’re not going to do, particularly the foreshore embarrassment, and not giving money to country bumpkins after all. Not doing those two are worth a lot. Snatching the theatre from Heath Ledger’s dead hands was pretty good too.
I am actually more scared of Colin doing something. Why is he threatening to stick his clumsy hands back into resources and the midwest, when he was a complete disaster in the Court Government? Everything he touched in resources fell into an expensive heap. And why throw money down the toilet that is the midwest? The Sydney preferred to sink with all hands rather than visit Geraldton, and the Chinese won’t want that poor grade iron ore now anyway.
On the other hand, Carps was a bit of a “New Bastard.”
Paracleet sent in this, pointing out that yes the swastica may be an ancient symbol of peace, but dudes, haven’t we moved on from there? It’s now a symbol of hatred and death. Deal with it baby. Try flowers.
And coincidentally I took this last week in maylands. Giving the designer the excuse to go nazi interiorwise. Actually, that’s not a bad candle holder.
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