Wog Pride

Posted on January 13, 2010 by AHC McDonald

From @bronte_saurus on twitter, brokered through that online garbage scow  Cookster, comes this masterpiece from Farmer Jacks.  I’m glad the state library is archiving this stuff. The future’s not going to believe it. The price should may have gone up or down after the embellishment. On the topic of food, those who have deleted The Beaufort Street Bloggers from their feed readers because of their serial cunctatiousness, should know that they’re back.

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Bolt

Posted on January 12, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Chalk graffiti just seems a little lame to me. Doesn’t really put much weight behind the sentiment. From Bartek, seen in Sydney.

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Storker

Posted on January 12, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Senectus asks if a giant stork carrying off decapitated children is odd. Yes it is. And then there’s the waistcoat.  Thanks Senectus, a disturbing tableau and a nice shot. Myers.

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It was a dark and stormy night…

Posted on January 11, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Make sure you don’t miss Ex West journo and now The Oz’s WA editor’s cringeing attempt at fiction published by the Australian. Bafflingly bad. Is The OZ trying to get rid of him by allowing him to show this tripe in public?  Is already being ridiculed at Mumbrella.

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Hung like a donkey?

Posted on January 11, 2010 by AHC McDonald

If Heath Ledger no longer gets the blood racing like he once did, maybe Meccano can invigorate jaded palates with this from Essendon. Perhaps it’s on special because the poor jumbo is only hung like a donkey? It certainly doesn’t give the Tiny Pinder water feature any kind of run for its money, and it’s definitely not going to improve relations with the Indian Government to suggest its elephants are less than well endowed.

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Dead Heath gets more faint praise

Posted on January 11, 2010 by AHC McDonald

The city seems to want to give Heath Ledger a determined “meh”. There are the blocks of concrete tribute at Point Percy AKA Heathcote, along with Colin Barnett’s threat to snatch back the naming of the new theatre after him. The latest in faint praising is a spot on the Hilarys Boat Harbour walk of fame, a worst I’m sorry I hadn’t been appraised of before. What other luminaries vie for pride of place with an aluminium sliding door and a stained bit of concrete? Is there a Laurie Potter? A Bob Maumill? A HAns Merks? Thanks Neil. If you noticed, let me know who else starred.

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The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Posted on January 10, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Here’s the Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed  lately. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.

Smoke over Perth may be “burnt pubes” FESA. Fart lighting Rockingham teenagers have been blamed for the heavy smoke haze over Perth. Invers…

Portal claims ridiculous- Council. Former newsreader Peter Holland’s claims that a “stargate” exists under Council House were labelled bogus…

Terrified McGowan “Crying in toilet”. A Troy Buswell prank where he turned up as a swearing Santa to Mark McGowan’s electoral office ended…

“Gay crabs” hit estuary numbers. Homosexual-like activity, rampant in Mandurah species of swimmer crabs has reduced spawning by 40%. Scienti…

Ponting admits – I have a cat that blogs. The OZ cricket captain’s judgement was questioned when he revealed 1000’s of out of focus cat pics…

Hauritz claims his new steampunk delivery will knock Doosra for six. It leaves the hand like a Chinaman, but spins like a red bitch on heat…

Complaint as hotspot “Shows anus”. Short leg fielder Simon Katich made a formal complaint after his back door “lit up like a xmas tree” when…

Perth Zoo fortunes in hands of masturbating gibbons. Secret visitor surveys have found 94% of visitors ONLY come to see wanking primates…

Brawls, orgies while Peter Holland sleeps. Edith Cowan media students admitted they often fornicated or fought whenever the ageing lecturer…

Burnt out Guildford Hotel to become SAS live firing range. A state of the art anti terrorist training facility will require “minimum modific…

Ben Elton hits out at WASO as Danny Green preferred as celeb baton. “You (Symphony Head Paul Daniel) are an arsehole . I’ve written musicals…

“You be the Princess, I’ll be the throne.” Tiger’s desperate love plea to wife…

Kingswood Country branded racist by American viewers…

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Weekend Worstoff 90

Posted on January 9, 2010 by AHC McDonald

I’m sick. Not making witty comments. And yet I’m posting for youse instead of sweating and shivering in bed. Incredible. Not something Lynx can help with. Feel free to make funny comments I might have made. Aaaargh.

One of a number Neil has sent me which I’ll get to. Yes, says I Ranga.From WAtching. Why? He doesn’t know. Neither do I. Glendalough.Perhaps it’s to do with this found by Outrage Cohen?And some typical Kuntry overkill from Travis down Mullyalup way. Bowser shot is awesome. Thanks. Going back to bed. Will check in when I stagger to toilet next.

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Rusted Hoist

Posted on January 8, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Have been so many good submissions lately, I thought I had better contribute something of my own. I dunno, a rusted washing line just doesn’t seem the appropriate motif to me. Maybe I’m wrong. The wine naming and labelling bizzo does seem to attract an odd crew. 1 2 3 4 5 6 You may need to slap on 4 litres of Lynx before tackling this box. Frank C, got any outre names in the relatives brews? Red Ring Reamer? They export to Taiwan I see.

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Bussiness Opertunity

Posted on January 8, 2010 by AHC McDonald

From Glenn in Balcatta. The sign also says room for rent. And Perth 6000 chimes in with a similar opertunity in Northbridge. Some discussion on the future of northbridge after the link over there. Someone even thinks it will be good! How touching.

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