The Spanish Steps

OK, bull horns or boozies? I bought this assuming it was boozies, but after getting it (them?) home, the word “Toro” on the back made me realise it was supposed to be a bull. How disappointing. I think the year is supposed to be the bull’s nose. See it now? No? Sticking with boozies? Yeah. You got that right. I know that the Spanish, like the Italians are very rack compliant, so maybe it’s supposed to be both. So be it. Very nice Spanish wine, which can be bought from liquor shop on Beaufort Street across from Astor. spanish

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39 Responses to The Spanish Steps

  1. Caribou Bob says:

    looks like a mono-boob. Not surprising, Voldemort’s head is quite clearly visible inside the bottle. Seems like the sort of guy who’d like a mono.


  2. monkeypants says:

    i actually thought they looked like wobbling boobs. Here’s an example for comparison:


  3. Word Salad says:

    I can see Salvador Dali’s moustache.


  4. shazza says:

    A nose? Sniffing the 2006 upwards?


  5. David Cohen says:

    I believe Auroch is Catalan for “Nice rack!”


    • Rolly says:

      aurochs |ˌɔːrɒks| |ˌaʊ-|
      noun ( pl. same)
      a large wild Eurasian ox that was the ancestor of domestic cattle. It was probably exterminated in Britain in the Bronze Age, and the last one was killed in Poland in 1627. Also called urus . • Bos taurus (formerly primigenius) , family Bovidae.
      ORIGIN late 18th cent.: from German, early variant of Auerochs, from Old High German ūrohso, from ūr (form also found in Old English , of unknown origin) + ohso ‘ox.’


  6. B.T. says:



  7. G'day from WA says:

    Nice wine rack


  8. Bento says:

    Are you wearing a hockey mask?


  9. Daisy says:

    Hmm… Aurochs=extinct cows.
    Makes the review look nice and worst-ish…
    “hints of leather” ha!


  10. NVL_II says:

    Thankyou, Monkeypants.


  11. Cingiali says:

    scrote, surely?


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  14. Blixa says:

    Wanting to learn or improve your Spanish – learn about culture/food/wine? Check out Perth Language Institute.


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