OK, bull horns or boozies? I bought this assuming it was boozies, but after getting it (them?) home, the word “Toro” on the back made me realise it was supposed to be a bull. How disappointing. I think the year is supposed to be the bull’s nose. See it now? No? Sticking with boozies? Yeah. You got that right. I know that the Spanish, like the Italians are very rack compliant, so maybe it’s supposed to be both. So be it. Very nice Spanish wine, which can be bought from liquor shop on Beaufort Street across from Astor. 
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looks like a mono-boob. Not surprising, Voldemort’s head is quite clearly visible inside the bottle. Seems like the sort of guy who’d like a mono.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs
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i actually thought they looked like wobbling boobs. Here’s an example for comparison:
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Yes, boozies in a dress.
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yep, i think so……
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That was a close one, mp. Many years ago, I was on a bus (shudder) when a woman, running late, approached it in a similar fashion. As she finally bounded aboard one of her boobs leapt gracefully to freedom. That, and the look on the driver’s face, elicited spontaneous applause from all.
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brilliant snuff! the poor woman is probably still in therapy :)
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Possibly, mp. I must admit I wasn’t familiar with Sabrina Salerno, but having had a moment to endure her work, one thing is clear. You couldn’t have chosen a better person to illustrate your point.
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thanks snuff, it’s comforting to know that unlike miss nude, Sabrina has nipples.
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I can see Salvador Dali’s moustache.
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A nose? Sniffing the 2006 upwards?
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The bull’s nose, but having said that, it could also serve as a navel.
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So they are Miss Nudes boobs?
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I believe Auroch is Catalan for “Nice rack!”
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aurochs |ˌɔːrɒks| |ˌaʊ-|
noun ( pl. same)
a large wild Eurasian ox that was the ancestor of domestic cattle. It was probably exterminated in Britain in the Bronze Age, and the last one was killed in Poland in 1627. Also called urus . • Bos taurus (formerly primigenius) , family Bovidae.
ORIGIN late 18th cent.: from German, early variant of Auerochs, from Old High German ūrohso, from ūr (form also found in Old English , of unknown origin) + ohso ‘ox.’
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Boozies.
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Can’t see Toro Auroch website, otherwise I mght ask them.
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And the vintage looks like a belly button.
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I could find no website either. I did however find the following review…
Still fresh with some noticeable acidity. A medium bodied dry red wine, lots of red fruit flavours and hints of tannin in the background. Lovely red fruit aromas with hints of leather.
Try these recipe suggestions for some ideas; Pork with Pears and Prunes, Maple Glazed Ham, Wood Pigeon with Pommes Anna, Bullfighters Beef Stew, Roast Shoulder of Lamb with Garlic and Rosemary, Pork Chops, Creamy Cannellini Beans with Salsa Verde.
This wine is best served down Verity James top.
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no wine review is complete without the phrase ‘browning at the rim’
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Followed by ‘cheeky side of the valley’ skink.
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cigar box and sweaty saddles
cat piss on a goosebury bush
“I get the strawberries, but not the cheese”
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As opposed to rimming at the brown.
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Nice wine rack
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Win. Fail.
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p.s. No prizes for guessing what he’d been drinking, I guess, and is it just a coincidence that the apartment in shazza’s film is halfway up on the right ?
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I must make time to see this fillum.
‘A passionate affair with disatrous consequences’ sounds spookily biographical.
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Are you wearing a hockey mask?
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why would anyone want to pretend to be the Shadow Treasurer?
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A truly terrifying Hallowe’en costume?
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especially if paired with a Julie Bishop wig
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Hmm… Aurochs=extinct cows.
Makes the review look nice and worst-ish…
“hints of leather” ha!
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Thankyou, Monkeypants.
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scrote, surely?
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oh, href=”http://curlywurlygurly.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/eww.jpg” rel=”nofollow”>now you mention it cingiali.
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try that again shall we:
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