Sold my arse!

“Make it stop!” cries Dave P. Midland real estate agents. I don’t often divert from my original photo policy, but this deserves an exception. What will the future think of this? They all seem so…into it.

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59 Responses to Sold my arse!

  1. orbea says:

    Hey full frontal nudity in the workplace isn’t harassment, fucken harden the fuck up youse fucken lefty hemp drinkin pooftas.


  2. orbea says:

    the bloke front row, extreme left – his bowels have moved for the first time in a week, woman behind him can’t get away
    bloke fron row 2nd from left – getting a playful tickle from 3rd from left


  3. orbea says:

    how did they get to work? train?


  4. Rolly says:

    Ahh! Sold.


  5. cobbler64 says:

    two of them still appear to be on the market.


  6. pete says:

    Still, it’s better than all wearing coloured blazers.


  7. Bento says:

    This seems to be devoid of any context. I just don’t understand why they did this.

    On a related note, their mascot appears to be a bush poet.


    • WAtching says:

      For some reason, my brain reads that illustration as some kind of Steadman image. Fear and Loathing In Mundaring?


      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        Could’ve been at a real estate agent convention there, having some happy snaps al fresco, likely with the view of creating a nude calendar to flog for some spurious charity drive for a fund to house retired REAs in Gold Coast penthouse apartments.

        To paraphrase the scene from the book (or film) in the scene where all the DAs at the narcotics convention sit and watch the film about those dodgy characters who wear tea shades and have semen-encrusted clothes jacking off when they hadn’t sealed the deal had a rape victim, with two obese people snogging away during the screening…the similarities would be too close for comfort, and I too would make like HST and his attorney…

        “Know Your Home Fiend—Your Deal May Depend On It!”


  8. skink says:

    good thinking that,
    having a homeless vagrant as your mascot


  9. orbea says:

    Dixie Marshall’s total salary package is $175,000 (including super) as director of government media, it’s been revealed in the Upper House. (Gareth Parker)


  10. Ljuke says:

    The guy on the extreme right is wearing daks. Further proof that you can not trust real estate agents.


  11. vegan says:

    i think this is the worst thing i have seen on this website.


  12. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    I liked it better when Perth real estate was going up at 20% a year and nude real estate agents weren’t performing cheap stunts looking for listings. Unless they are nudists, in which case I apologise.


  13. The Legend 101 says:

    Erl yuck are theese people for sale or are they trying to flog houses?


  14. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    I don’t get it either. Implied frontal nudity works for perfume ads and trashy DVD thrillers with names like “Intimate Malibu Deception II: Drop Dead, My Lovely” and that’s about it.

    I’m not sure if it makes it worse that they are all clearly wearing shorts/bikinis/underwear.


  15. Toughen the fuck up princess futurers. This is the future.


  16. Lucky Star says:

    I really don’t see what them posing like this has to do with selling houses. Unless it’s an implied threat: “Buy the house or we’ll turn up on your front lawn like this!”


  17. DMc says:

    Real Estate Plus.

    Plus what, exactly? Maybe a Tai Ball Massage?


  18. The Legend 101 says:

    Guys i am not Richardbl ok and I will call not label you as Richarbl (Rebelan), Sorry


  19. Bag O'Turnips says:

    Another caption:

    “We’ve sold your arses, and we’ll sell ours too!”


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