It’s a promise

Posted on February 11, 2013 by AHC McDonald

By The Colour H. Morley. The Salvos like to keep their friends close and their 2nd hand stonewash jeans even closer.threat

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Weekend Worstoff 238

Posted on February 9, 2013 by AHC McDonald

A car on the Bumpkobahn by Andrew. week238car
BM (I forgot TWOP name) decries the amount of water in this Subi aftermath. This is how weaky willy Subi has become.week238water
And The Colour H decries Beyswater’s vibrancy sucking anti bird campaign.bird
And Ron saw some Gina worthy ute poetry.Ute-Poetry
Worst well.

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A future you can believe in

Posted on February 8, 2013 by AHC McDonald

By Pete F. Northbridge.subisubi2

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crash carnage

Posted on February 7, 2013 by rottobloggo

Struth Ruth! Hundreds dead in first 38 days of the year! I know Teh Pert drivers have trouble with merging, but this WAToady head was alarming…until I clicked and read this: “Western Australia’s road deaths in the first 37 days of the year have equalled the number in the same period in 2011 and 2012 combined.” Why don’t we have a living room toll as well?

roadtoll

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Easter Bonnet

Posted on February 7, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Shouldn’t Easter eggs be in the stores by now? In any case, how Perth is this? Rather than the usual hubcap propped up by the side of the road, here is a car bonnet. The scene – after your car has crashed through a bedroom wall, just after the inhabitants have left to park their breakfasts in the ensuite would be, “Hey there’s my bonnet!” Followed by an ineffectual attempt to fit bonnet to Commodore. Then disbelief sets in as the bonnet won’t fit. Bonnet is from another rebarbative Commodore that has smashed into the house. This is not my beautiful bonnet? This is not my Western suburbs wife! Oh, yeah, that is her. East Perth.bonnet

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Pinjarring

Posted on February 6, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Because we haven’t had Pinjarra before. By Jonathan C.pinjarra

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Effing Pogroms

Posted on February 5, 2013 by AHC McDonald

The perennial communist tightarse Bluebeard Bainbridge was spotted the other day directing schoolchildren in the spelling of Effing Pogroms outside the law courts. Or it could have been Defend Pogroms. Not sure if he was just passing and decided to lend a hand, or was employed (heh) as a child spelling wrangler. Another Pete F. pogroms

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Lamp

Posted on February 4, 2013 by AHC McDonald

A really ugly lamp that also manages to rape a stack of books! Nice. Although I would have liked to see the spines Andrew. Any Mein Kampfs in the stack?lamp

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Outrage Sunday 87 green kordial

Posted on February 3, 2013 by rottobloggo

Krazy Kym saw a new line in Linda McCartney pies last night. They made me uncomfortable. Could you eat a dead woman’s pies? I’ve never been able to buy Paul Newman’s sauce since he carked it. Simon Johnson is still alive and well, as far as I know, but his packaging makes me feel a little queasy.

simon1simon2It’s all…wet stuff. If any TWOPers can help with the intent of this Floreat kitchen sign I’d be grateful.

wetstuffGreen wet stuff, too. Whatever happened to Flavor Aid green cordial? Can you still get it? After an evening at the Garden City building site, chucking rubbish at kids from Applecross SHS, there was nothing more refreshing to a Brentwood bogan than a tall glass of lime cordial.

kordial

Enough wittering: I may not be able to post next week, as I’ll be at a vital event about public health…

“Imagine a place where the state mass medicates the population with a scientifically proven toxin that itself is a freely acknowledged waste product of heavy industry. This mass medication takes place irrespective of citizens health needs, is arbitrary in its administration, and is enforced without any democratic consensus or independent scrutiny. In addition this mass medication costs taxpayers tens of millions of dollars a year, and yet 99.99% of its output never hits its intended target. Welcome to Western Australia in 2012. After over 40 years of unquestioning acquiescence to to this illogical dogma it is time for WA’s citizens to take back ownership of our most precious resource – our water supply.”

I encourage TWoPers to sink their teeth into this one. Don’t you all realise Mrs Marsh was just a useful idiot? See you at the Fluoride Free WA talk at the State Library next Sunday, 2pm-4pm.

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Weekend Worstoff 237

Posted on February 2, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Orbea finds possibly a fries haggis in South Australia.week237bowel
Adam G notes ANL House (It’s Australian for shipping).week237anl
RubyRuby notes John Bono Butler will be playing for the Kimberley – In Fremantle. Shouldn’t this be happening in Cock-burn now?week237bono
And Slanderer notes the Northbridge Pizza.week237pizza
Worst well.

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