No Junk Mail

A sight as iconic Perth as the registered lawn sign – the no junk mail letterbox crammed with snail eaten rotting junk mail. Beautiful. By Bento. Inglewood. No cocos, but there is the frangipani.junkjunk2

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Boddington Pride

Yes, probably best to head for the city. Bull Creek, by Sav.  I like the A4-ness of this work.ute

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Inglewood Man

Another Inglewood verge classic, joining the ranks of Shirts! putting Inglewood into the throw out art elite suburbs. By NJ. mancuman

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Marxist bitches

Marxist bitches be crazy. Tell me about it. It’s all part of the rich tapestry of Perth vibrancy.marxism

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Outrage Sunday 88 go to Bunnings

If you hear a rumbling from south of the river today, it will be Shazza exploding as she reads this. The hemp pizza boxes, the recycled South Sudan coffee beans, the carbon-neutral Arts Centre orgies, junkies dying as they read Heraclitus, trucks losing pools: they are all a bit of fly poop on an anchor of the ship that is the cultural juggernaut that is SS Teh Pert. Freo needs to go to Bunnings.

helloperthI give you my fart: this at a U-Dub construction site. Those young people need to go to Bunnings.

rickfart1rickfart2I can’t reveal the exact location of this ancient Rottnest rock art. Vandals may appear. Some of it dates back to the reign of King Toolie XXI. It doesn’t need to go to Bunnings.

rottograf3rottograf2rottograf1The bloke whu dumped these clothes is well-hard. So hard he went to Bunnings, followed the step-by-step instructions, and is now harder than a week-old gluten-free South Terrace quinoa.

gobunnings2gobunningsHarden well this weekend, TWoPers.

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Weekend Worstoff 239

Sav saw some Asian blokes kittying it up in Burswood. Makes a pleasant change from Fuck off we’re full doesn’t it?week239kitty
PJW likes the hands across the water from Pennsylvania Avenue to Innaloo. Teh ‘Loo got Obama over the line.week239ob
And Give D.Bird contends that the wrecked car is the new Cocos in newly vibrant Perth.week239car
Worst well.

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Ultra Burl

You can take a centuries old tree and cut a slice out of it, but no matter how old or what you do with it, your burl gotta look shit no matter what. It unfortunately looks better in my photo than in real life. They really should have made it into a clock. In the delightfully tacky Perth Kings Hotel, where the bar is called Petty Sessions.burl

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Tree of life threatened by trees.

The Tree of Life sculpture outside Wesley Emo church is being threatened by …TREES! Who will stop this arboreal terror threatening the CHOGM tree of life? You? by Pete F.tree

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Ahh Sol

By Jason. Westminster. sol

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The unvanished

More than 4 years ago, Vic Demised saw the poor decaying Viking in the Miss Mauds carpark. Seemingly on its way to becoming a vanished worst. But no. He lives. Kudos…I guess. Aren’t the supposed horns on viking helmets supposed to be totally bogus? And if a West journo is is viewing, please don’t steal these photos.
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